Normally, he wouldn't complain about getting a free ride.     more

(24) | category: Accidents | views: 3789 | posted on: 03/19/2010

This accident took place in Brazil. Brazil: a great place to visit unless you value your life.     more

(68) | category: Accidents | views: 45749 | posted on: 03/17/2010

This is another gem from Brazil. Brazil: Accidents Happen (and we don't have ambulances)     more

(55) | category: Accidents | views: 22774 | posted on: 03/17/2010

In this country, if you fail to buckle up, you can pay a fine or lose your kneecaps. Your choice.     more

(70) | category: Accidents | views: 22959 | posted on: 03/16/2010

All minivans come standard with a sliding, crumbling door.     more

(50) | category: Accidents | views: 14624 | posted on: 03/16/2010

There's no manual for parenting, but if there were, I'm sure "Use a stroller and a crosswalk" would be in it.     more

(64) | category: Accidents | views: 22777 | posted on: 03/15/2010

Routine traffic stops now seem to include at least one collision with an officer.     more

(70) | category: Accidents | views: 15373 | posted on: 03/15/2010

"The bad news is your collarbone is broken; the good news is I can get you a good deal on some very attractive ascots."     more

(66) | category: Accidents | views: 24976 | posted on: 03/15/2010

You should get extra points for jumping over your competitor. Or at least two hot groupies.     more

(66) | category: Accidents | views: 19817 | posted on: 03/12/2010

It must be Take Your Daughter To Work And Then The ER day!     more

(84) | category: Accidents | views: 18586 | posted on: 03/11/2010

He'll get it right on the second jump or die trying.     more

(87) | category: Accidents | views: 36678 | posted on: 03/11/2010

That is the most hardcore way to make a couple of snow angels.     more

(77) | category: Accidents | views: 17258 | posted on: 03/11/2010

It's OK, he wasn't on the guest list. Keep going!     more

(162) | category: Accidents | views: 62729 | posted on: 03/10/2010

Someone saw his "How's My Driving?" bumper sticker, called the number, and said "the girl screaming under your truck says your driving could use some improvement."     more

(85) | category: Accidents | views: 25948 | posted on: 03/10/2010

If it makes the old man feel any better, the cop was totally at fault here.     more

(90) | category: Accidents | views: 24099 | posted on: 03/08/2010