Why do they even build bridges in China? Why make it even harder on them? All Chinese roads should have bumper lanes.     more

(83) | category: Accidents | views: 20172 | posted on: 07/03/2009

Like riding an out of control fat chick in a hot tub, there's always a chance you're gonna break some bones and be left unconscious. But at least speed boats come with a kill switch!     more

(84) | category: Accidents | views: 21940 | posted on: 07/02/2009

Put his ability to procreate in a body bag Johnny!     more

(77) | category: Accidents | views: 22535 | posted on: 07/01/2009

Normally I'd say you gotta get back on the horse and try again but how is that doable when you cant move below the neck?     more

(83) | category: Accidents | views: 24922 | posted on: 06/30/2009

For my next trick I will send two people to the hospital without using my hands!     more

(105) | category: Accidents | views: 40381 | posted on: 06/29/2009

This biker jumps one car for every vertebrae he shatters.     more

(80) | category: Accidents | views: 23410 | posted on: 06/29/2009

The phone call no mother wants to receive is, "Ma'am, your son was riding a scooter. That's right. He's gay."     more

(139) | category: Accidents | views: 36583 | posted on: 06/26/2009

That's your luck when you name your ship after the shittiest city in Ohio.     more

(104) | category: Accidents | views: 65472 | posted on: 06/26/2009

The Chinese government is so quick to ban books and the internet yet they still allow their citizens to drive freely.     more

(55) | category: Accidents | views: 11355 | posted on: 06/26/2009

Old folks always do tend to lean right in their decisions.     more

(96) | category: Accidents | views: 33846 | posted on: 06/25/2009