Would you like your ass whooped regular, super, or premium?     more

(85) | category: Cool | views: 42971 | posted on: 10/16/2009

A little advice, dont do a candid camera prank show right outside the Jean Claude Van Dam Gym And Man Spa.     more

(184) | category: Cool | views: 158672 | posted on: 10/10/2009

This happened a couple years ago in Venezuela. A small private plane was bombing government buildings so the military sent up an F16 to shoot it down.     more

(75) | category: Cool | views: 61764 | posted on: 10/09/2009

What is about booze that makes a 130 pound shirtless geek think he can take a punch?     more

(156) | category: Cool | views: 140590 | posted on: 10/02/2009

I think this guy just got knocked into a new, safer sport. Like fishing.     more

(81) | category: Cool | views: 47985 | posted on: 10/01/2009

I think it's easy to say who won this dance battle.     more

(109) | category: Cool | views: 73603 | posted on: 09/30/2009

Happened in the Dominican Republic. Robber is caught stealing then tied to a pole and beaten by the public until the police arrive.     more

(149) | category: Cool | views: 70395 | posted on: 09/30/2009

You know when you finally find the McDonalds, but for no good reason there isn't a drive-thru? This is the only correct response.     more

(85) | category: Cool | views: 13641 | posted on: 09/25/2009

If I made a cop do that while he was chasing me, even if he caught me, I'd still say I won.     more

(74) | category: Cool | views: 15938 | posted on: 09/25/2009

Clearly this kid does not value homemade cookies and $5 bills at every special occasion. What a brat.     more

(95) | category: Cool | views: 28743 | posted on: 09/22/2009

I'll be honest, the fire here might be fake, but the pure stupidity is fully real.     more

(111) | category: Cool | views: 23477 | posted on: 09/21/2009

This guy probably broke his hips, but definitely earned his toothless blow job.     more

(130) | category: Cool | views: 69930 | posted on: 09/19/2009

Soccer is the only sport capable of such an epic bitch slap like this.     more

(98) | category: Cool | views: 34275 | posted on: 09/16/2009

I always find it funny when I hear dumb women say things like "Oh we should try to save it!" What do they think goes on in the wild?     more

(109) | category: Cool | views: 119267 | posted on: 09/08/2009

Any street cred you gain by running from the cops immediately gets revoked for driving a minivan.     more

(97) | category: Cool | views: 43400 | posted on: 09/05/2009