John Deer is rolling over in his perfectly manicured grave.     more

(60) | category: Funny | views: 18594 | posted on: 11/06/2009

The first taser was to immobilize the dude, and the other five were just because the cops thought his crybaby screams were hilarious.     more

(90) | category: Funny | views: 20317 | posted on: 11/05/2009

You already know the trade-in value on his truck just dropped, but I wonder how much he could get for a crazy bitch?     more

(93) | category: Funny | views: 16119 | posted on: 11/04/2009

This must be the pilot for his reality show: "That's Embarrassing!"     more

(87) | category: Funny | views: 46601 | posted on: 11/03/2009

The owner of the car was insured for dicks stuck in the exhaust pipe and tits smashed on the windshield, but he never thought he'd encounter Ass-Smashed Glass.     more

(59) | category: Funny | views: 16333 | posted on: 11/03/2009

You know what would make digging those guys out of that mountain of boxes a little easier? Forklifts!     more

(127) | category: Funny | views: 37157 | posted on: 11/02/2009

If you can flame-broil your friend and get away with it, your friendship will last the ages. And you have very stupid friends.     more

(74) | category: Funny | views: 25373 | posted on: 11/02/2009

Hey, her Craigslist ad said "Be an animal. Rip my clothes off."     more

(110) | category: Funny | views: 99516 | posted on: 10/29/2009

Congrats, dumbass. Now, not only is your garbage in your yard, but it's also on fire.     more

(84) | category: Funny | views: 44701 | posted on: 10/23/2009

Let's be honest. He was going to end up face down in the street one way or another, tonight.     more

(73) | category: Funny | views: 26385 | posted on: 10/23/2009

Now THAT'S how you win a dance battle.     more

(92) | category: Funny | views: 42341 | posted on: 10/22/2009

The 16th birthday is when the spoiled brat matures into a fucking bitch.     more

(137) | category: Funny | views: 57462 | posted on: 10/21/2009

It's ironic that he misses so few signs because his parents missed all the signs they were raising a sociopath.     more

(70) | category: Funny | views: 22736 | posted on: 10/21/2009

After she faceplanted at the World Championships, the Chinese government gave her a rusty tin medal that they poked in her chest.     more

(87) | category: Funny | views: 46337 | posted on: 10/20/2009

These guys are fighting for the right to bare tits!     more

(107) | category: Funny | views: 166707 | posted on: 10/19/2009