Wait, what? You're trying to knock me out? But I'm trying to knock you out!     more

(51) | category: Funny | views: 29326 | posted on: 11/18/2009

And this kid's quest to be a lifelong embarrassment to his dad continues.     more

(59) | category: Funny | views: 24322 | posted on: 11/18/2009

For the love of humanity, I hope they were celebrating getting vasectomies.     more

(47) | category: Funny | views: 22113 | posted on: 11/18/2009

Yay! You get to watch Russian's playing on the seesaw end just like Russia's attempt at democracy: disastrously, with a foot on a throat, while the little kids look on.     more

(65) | category: Funny | views: 30478 | posted on: 11/17/2009

The Bugatti is one of the rarest cars in the world, and this model just became a little more rare as its owner drove off the road and into a lake.     more

(78) | category: Funny | views: 37976 | posted on: 11/16/2009

A hot girl who drinks a ton and has no problem taking her clothes off. I'll learn to put up with the whole pissing herself thing.     more

(127) | category: Funny | views: 246409 | posted on: 11/13/2009

It does seem like it would be cool to have your face on your skateboard deck, but there have got to be easier ways to do that.     more

(69) | category: Funny | views: 27675 | posted on: 11/11/2009

Wow. Apparently BYU stands for Bitches Yank U.     more

(75) | category: Funny | views: 41991 | posted on: 11/09/2009

This punk gets tossed on his head, which will make it easier for him to explain riding on that piece of shit.     more

(73) | category: Funny | views: 53310 | posted on: 11/09/2009

John Deer is rolling over in his perfectly manicured grave.     more

(69) | category: Funny | views: 51887 | posted on: 11/06/2009

The first taser was to immobilize the dude, and the other five were just because the cops thought his crybaby screams were hilarious.     more

(95) | category: Funny | views: 31405 | posted on: 11/05/2009

You already know the trade-in value on his truck just dropped, but I wonder how much he could get for a crazy bitch?     more

(99) | category: Funny | views: 50860 | posted on: 11/04/2009

This must be the pilot for his reality show: "That's Embarrassing!"     more

(86) | category: Funny | views: 59237 | posted on: 11/03/2009

The owner of the car was insured for dicks stuck in the exhaust pipe and tits smashed on the windshield, but he never thought he'd encounter Ass-Smashed Glass.     more

(60) | category: Funny | views: 22020 | posted on: 11/03/2009

You know what would make digging those guys out of that mountain of boxes a little easier? Forklifts!     more

(131) | category: Funny | views: 42824 | posted on: 11/02/2009