In some cultures, being pulled into a crowd and beatin to a pulp is the ultimate form of flattery.

Posted: 08/23/2008  | Views: 105042  | Comments (57)

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The new kid in school quickly demonstrates that he not one who enjoys joking around.

Posted: 08/24/2008  | Views: 78517  | Comments (81)

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On the bright side you were looking for a new hood ornament.

Posted: 08/23/2008  | Views: 75012  | Comments (89)

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Now that Watch for Falling Tires sign makes so much more sense.

Posted: 08/24/2008  | Views: 62041  | Comments (37)

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Gary Glitter is trying out a new method for picking up little Asian boys to molest. First attempt, not so good.

Posted: 08/22/2008  | Views: 58375  | Comments (84)

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Come on dont be a pussy, if you're gonna do it you gotta put the gun on automatic rapid fire.

Posted: 08/22/2008  | Views: 56250  | Comments (119)

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In hindsight the truck driver probably could have waited to answer that text about Megan Fox being hotter than Jessica Biel.

Posted: 08/26/2008  | Views: 52472  | Comments (104)

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Women in SUVs are the cause of 140% of all highway accidents.

Posted: 08/23/2008  | Views: 39916  | Comments (49)

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I hope these skinheads are kicked out and forced to grow hair because it really is a shame to get your ass kicked this badly.

Posted: 08/22/2008  | Views: 39593  | Comments (72)

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Dirty girls fighting dirty in the dirt. A poet couldn't have written any better.

Posted: 08/23/2008  | Views: 38870  | Comments (30)

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Now at Walmart falling prices aren't the only thing you have to look out for.

Posted: 08/25/2008  | Views: 37527  | Comments (70)

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Actually alligators prefer their puppy well done with a side of newborn babies.

Posted: 08/28/2008  | Views: 37230  | Comments (249)

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Sometimes fights end when the other person yells uncle, sometimes they end when the other person stabs you in the heart.

Posted: 08/27/2008  | Views: 35775  | Comments (64)

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Too bad we already have a beer that tastes like balls, Miller Lite.

Posted: 08/23/2008  | Views: 35703  | Comments (66)

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Remind me to try this next time I go to a full service gas station.

Posted: 08/25/2008  | Views: 35172  | Comments (47)

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Everyone agreed that no matter how cute the new girl was, she had no place in an auto body.

Posted: 08/24/2008  | Views: 33896  | Comments (40)

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Where is a predator drone when you really need one?

Posted: 08/27/2008  | Views: 33200  | Comments (171)

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Who the hell put an electricity pole in the middle of our street tubing course!

Posted: 08/26/2008  | Views: 32966  | Comments (73)

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