Usually girls are more discrete about liking it in the face.

Posted: 12/22/2007  | Views: 531194  | Comments (155)

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For the first time ever, I wish I was a fake, celebrity-worshiping, superficial psycho whore. Because being involved in this mess of nakedness and catfighting would be nothing short of awesome.

Posted: 07/24/2007  | Views: 503370  | Comments (43)

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Since it was a female cop that did the choking, feminists couldn't figure out who to blame. So they just went back to eating each other.

Posted: 05/09/2008  | Views: 388018  | Comments (224)

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Nothing makes a peanut butter sandwich taste better than two 80 year olds fucking in the park.

Posted: 05/20/2008  | Views: 376748  | Comments (105)

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Seriously, the guy she's cheating with looks identical to the guy she's dating. If you have a corn rows, there's a good chance you can have your way with this chick.

Posted: 11/06/2007  | Views: 348230  | Comments (121)

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The 19th hole is always the easiest.

Posted: 04/06/2008  | Views: 347076  | Comments (68)

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Fornication AND defecation? Now that's a party.

Posted: 01/27/2008  | Views: 338541  | Comments (77)

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If you thought "glass jaw" was a figure of speech, watch this. And listen, too.

Posted: 05/07/2008  | Views: 336976  | Comments (162)

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Hopefully they haven't filled her old job at Wal Mart. Because pole dancing obviously isn't gonna work out.

Posted: 03/17/2008  | Views: 317217  | Comments (88)

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Granted, I failed biology 7 years in a row, but this just doesn't seem right.

Posted: 05/29/2008  | Views: 293324  | Comments (129)

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He probably should've just punched her. Not sure why, but given his anger, it was most likely a good enough reason.

Posted: 06/11/2008  | Views: 279294  | Comments (91)

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If this just happens 750 million more times, China's population will officially be under control.

Posted: 06/21/2008  | Views: 276478  | Comments (224)

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Wow. She should definitely team up with the girl from yesterday...and do absolutely nothing pole dance related.

Posted: 03/18/2008  | Views: 274405  | Comments (139)

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I don't really know what to think of this...so I just won't.

Posted: 06/02/2008  | Views: 272689  | Comments (103)

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When she gets pink eye in the next couple of days, hopefully she realizes burying her head in a shit-filled toilet might have something to do with it.

Posted: 12/05/2007  | Views: 241991  | Comments (64)

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The girl they use that pretends to be under 18 but is actually over 18 is pretty hot. Does that make me a pedophile? I'm confused.

Posted: 01/30/2008  | Views: 217042  | Comments (265)

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In the movies, the bottle always breaks so easily. In real life, it just fucking hurts.

Posted: 05/08/2008  | Views: 213034  | Comments (91)

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The chief of police is gonna get a little suspicious when the entire department has herpes next week.

Posted: 09/27/2007  | Views: 209655  | Comments (44)

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