Tommy Cooper Dies On Live Television
Wow...that guy went down quicker than a crack-whore at a prison rodeo O_o

Posted on:
04/20/2009 2:42pm

Old Man Is Knocked The Hell Out Then Beaten More
Gokkers:

"british savages"
The ultimate irony in all this?...You're a Turk

Posted on:
03/14/2009 1:54am

Drunk Basement Boxing Leaves Big Guy Knocked Out Cold
You heard how that penis rancher's voice broke at the 2:02 mark? I doubt his balls have yet to drop

Posted on:
03/13/2009 10:10pm

Supected Kenyan Witches Horrifically Burned Alive
This is what "Brangelina's" she-boon, woo woo child Zimbabwe..I mean Zahara is going to do to them in their sleep, the night after they take away her favorite stone tipped spear

Posted on:
03/13/2009 9:23pm

Subway Girl Punched and Slapped When She Cant Open Safe
It's not his fault he's a criminal: His ancestors where slaves hundreds of years ago!(He wasn't even alive back then and these white women's ancestors most likely never owned any slaves, but he's traumatized!) He should be able to beat and rob who ever he wants! It doesn't matter if his own people sold his ancestors into slavery. The white man tempted them with a bushel of bananas and they HAD to do it! The poor BABY We should be more understanding, and tolerant of our fellow man...now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom and shit out rainbows, skittles and fluffy albino bunny rabbits and then ride my pink, glitter covered pony to the bank to withdraw some chocolate coins to go purchase some more ceramic gnomes, and tinsel for my house carved into a giant mushroom on Lollipop lane.

Posted on:
03/13/2009 7:37pm

Thug Shoots Store Clerk Over Price of Beer
Black people: Can't live with 'em, can't lynch
'em anymore

Posted on:
03/13/2009 7:16pm

Supected Kenyan Witches Horrifically Burned Alive
So this is what the "beautiful, strong black bruthas and sistas" are up to

Posted on:
03/13/2009 7:07pm

Ghetto Bitches Beat the Living Crap Out of Each Other
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle..."

Posted on:
03/12/2009 7:47pm

Firefighter Has Nervous Breakdown
For some reason this makes me think of our mission to Mars in 2012: I could imagine 2 grown men, clad in protective gear from head to toe, breathing artificial oxygen and arguing about who gets to drive the Mars Buggy for the day in their journey to search for more space rocks -_- Expect at least one fatality in this upcoming historic mission.

Posted on:
03/12/2009 7:31pm

Big Girl Tries to Stop Two Dudes Brawling in Vegas
Kunta Kente and Chicken George finally had enough of each other when Kunta Kente accidentally dropped George's fiddle

Posted on:
02/19/2009 5:12pm