How Not to Detonate a Mortar
Actually, according to an Imam I spoke to, the idiots get ONE 72 year-old virgin instead. Allahu akbar!
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10/28/2008 12:32pm
Cop Runs Red Light kills Another Driver
The set of traffic lights the cop passed through just a few seconds prior to the accident was already yellow. My guess is that they probably all change simultaneously, and the cop might have been trying to time it. Dunno
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10/13/2008 12:56pm
Kimbo Slice Knocked Out
You're right. If it were not for the popularity he had from this backyard fighting shit, Kimbo wouldn't even be IN the octagon, let alone the main fucking event. It's not only unfair to those who work their asses off EARNING the right to fight and win titles and all that, but it's bad for the fucking sport itself.
The UFC better rethink its policy about having circus acts like Kimbo, or it will lose credibility, which a lot of people already think has happened.
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10/06/2008 12:32pm
Idiot Stabs Pinky With Knife
"His girlfriend's butt is getting no love this week."
Nah, I'll still bang it when he's not there
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10/03/2008 3:02pm
Bank Robbery in Venezuela Goes Bad
I could hardly hear the action
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09/28/2008 11:10am
Dashcam Footage of Travis Barker Plane Crash
Barker had some mad skills on the drums. Not to be cruel, but is his neck twice the length of a normal one or something? ![]()
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09/24/2008 4:59am
10,000 Dollar Worlds Best Ass
Rip off... looked like a bunch of stick figures. Now I have to search the net for "bubble booty" so I can get my damn fix. ![]()
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09/21/2008 12:03pm
Dumb Blonde Reporter Freaks The Hell Out on Camera
The "dumb" in the caption is totally unecessary
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09/05/2008 11:41am
Weatherman Makes Awkward 69 Sex Joke
No worries, you're not alone. 5 out of 3 people can't do simple math
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09/03/2008 12:13pm
Blonde in Lingerie Shows Off Perfect Ass
Fuck he ruined it for me with the fart comment. I kept getting visuals ![]()
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08/31/2008 11:35am

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mevalemadres "Still crying about the COTD, you glue factory input? Grow up and stop being a foal." +18