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Calang

About:

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The Average Joes

Real name: Calang
Location: Whoop Ass Industries Inc.
Age: 8

Profile views: 7239
Media rated: 46
Media viewed: 298
Comments: 1943

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Sexy Krissy Soaks her Tits in the Bathtub

She uses an entire bar of soap on each boob. Fortunately, she steals them from Motel 6 so it doesn't cost her anything.

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Calang's log:

Date: 07/05/2008 12:13amRussian Guy Pays the Price for Crossing a Busy Street

Comment: Listen you stupid dog. I have enough mind to throw a biscuit in front of a speeding bus a...

Date: 07/05/2008 12:55amSome Girl With a Super Nice Ass Walking Around

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Date: 07/05/2008 12:53amSome Girl With a Super Nice Ass Walking Around

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Date: 07/04/2008 11:21amAfter School Fight Consists of a One Sided Beatdown

Comment: We interupt these comments to wish everyone a very happy 4th of July weekend. Eat, drink,...

Date: 07/04/2008 11:10amLuscious Percilla is Ridiculously Hot and Wet

Comment: Hey, that was "California Girls" sung by "Da Bitch Boyz". - :beer

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by tobby, July 5 2008 : 8:27am

was i supposed to open the packet before i eat it

by Kaos2008, July 5 2008 : 2:32am

I mean 'sticking' up for.....
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Damn, I need to 'srick' to the basics. easier to get out of 'sricky' situations.
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Sorry if I am leaving Nuclear Radiation here from my avi.
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by Kaos2008, July 5 2008 : 2:27am

Thanks Calang.
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I'm just one C.U.N.T sricking up for a whole bunch of other C.U.N.T's
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---->>4U Calang....and start the C.U.N.T news again, I have missed it since some dickheads got ya to put it on Hiatus.
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by itizme, July 5 2008 : 12:41am

WORKING LATE ? I see you are a loyal employee at WOOPASS INDUSTRIES . WELL I USED TO WORK AS A DJ AT ( RADIO VOICE ) (WOOPASS THE BLACK AND BLUE SPOT ON YOUR DIAL SIGING OFF B KIND B COOL B CLEAN AND MOST OF ALL B CAREFUL AND AS ALWAYS KEEP ON GRINNIN GOODNITE SIR

by tobby, July 4 2008 : 6:59pm

hahahahaha..........after my kitty went to the vet im not aloud to have sparkles!!! happy 4th

by itizme, July 4 2008 : 3:09pm

HAPPY 4TH SIR NOW DRINKEM UP KEEP ON GRINNIN

by simonp_au, July 4 2008 : 10:30am

Thank you kind sir Whoop Ass May your days be filled with joy, happiness, prosperity, grace and porn actresses

by en jaywest, July 4 2008 : 8:36am

happy 4th!!

by slamdawg9, July 4 2008 : 8:10am

I'm flattered to finally make the 'club'.

by Kaos2008, July 4 2008 : 12:44am

Hi Calang, I am not sure if you are in the US, but if you are then:
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Happy 4th Of July Dude.
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Even though I am Australian...I understand and respect this day for what it means to you yanks. It is a day of honour and respect for your nations history and victory over my monarchy , and you all had earned your independence.
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It was a very intense war.
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When Francis Scott Key wrote that poem, whilst watching what may have been one of the largest fireworx shows of his time.....the patriotism that was penned by him is a long standing tradition, and America itself is a representation of that battle for Fort McHenry. The "Stand Fast and Stand Firm" attitude you yanks have is awe-inspiring.
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Glad to be your allies as we share the same virtues.
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And virtues like that can NEVER be beaten.
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Happy 4th Of July Everyone!!
Drinks All Round
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by Umbrageous, June 30 2008 : 9:32am

Or should it be Pork n beans?

by norm, June 27 2008 : 5:58pm

thanks freind. ya keep whoopin ass yerself, ya know?

by boobie.bird, June 26 2008 : 11:57am

I look forward to your report Thanks, I feel special

by slash, June 26 2008 : 10:15am

thanks yeah im nowhere near as cool as the cat in the hat, but hey i can dream haha

by boobie.bird, June 25 2008 : 7:49am

I think we need to send you on location to capture the beating Liacon is going to get from Mighty Aphrodite. We definately need to have a C.U.N.T. representative there

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Posted on: 07/05/2008 12:53amRussian Guy Pays the Price for Crossing a Busy Street

Listen you stupid dog. I have enough mind to throw a biscuit in front of a speeding bus and watch you fetch it to your demise. My comment was a spin off the "fat chick who ate the last slice of pizza" comment created by by good pal Pumekuhp. But apparently YOU'RE too DUMB to have realized this. So chase a cat, dig a hole, chew an old boot, or whatever it is that a stupid dog does for fun.
This drinks for me. Your water bowl is in the bathroom, hint-hint.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 11:37amAfter School Fight Consists of a One Sided Beatdown

We interupt these comments to wish everyone a very happy 4th of July weekend. Eat, drink, and be merry. And please don't blow your arms and legs off with firecrackers. Peace and God bless.
From the C.U.N.T. Newsroom, I'm Calang. Have a great weekend.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 11:11amLuscious Percilla is Ridiculously Hot and Wet

Hey, that was "California Girls" sung by "Da Bitch Boyz".

Posted on: 07/04/2008 11:05amLittle Boy with an Extremely Strange Condition

"He's my first and I would not like to lose him, but if he was my second, or third, then I really wouldn't give a shit".

Posted on: 07/04/2008 11:02amStrong Kurdish Man Lifts a Donkey on his Shoulders

If he's carrying the donkey, instead of the donkey carrying him, that's ASS backwards.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 10:58amHow an M1 Tank Gets Past an Iraqi Taxi Cab

I guess that car's going to the crusher now.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 10:55amAwesome Footage of a Shark Stealing a Fish

And a harpoon gun.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 10:50amWhy Youre Never Ever Safe from an Angry Bull

It was clear to see that that bull was not going to fall for the ol' banana in the tailpipe.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 10:47amRussian Guy Pays the Price for Crossing a Busy Street

He was either committing suicide, or trying to kill himself, either way he probably deserved it.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 10:43amDisgusting Footage of a 16 Year Old Abusing a Baby

This reminded me of that old phrase "Bouncing Baby Buggy Bumpers", I don't know why.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 10:07amCement Mixer Runs Over a Grandma and her Daughter

That "concrete/cement" truck helped pave their way to the resurrection.

Posted on: 07/04/2008 10:04amAfter School Fight Consists of a One Sided Beatdown

They were fighting for the love of Priscilla.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 2:09pmHollie and Cameron Get Down with their Bad Selves

I want to fuck a teddy bear.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 1:49pmScooter and Truck Crash Sends Rider Flying Into a Car

Look at the bright side, at least he was getting 55 miles a gallon.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 1:46pmSUV Ignores Red Light And Causes a Huge Crash

That's right! Drink now for tomorrow we die.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 1:42pmOSHA Employee Shows Up Just in Time for an Accident

That's been buried in the minds of men.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 1:38pmGuy Loses a Cage Fight After Knocking Himself Out

I thought it stood for Undressing Female Chiropractors.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 1:32pmBackdraft Completely Levels a Building on Fire

If I were a fireman I'd concentrate on getting my firehose up in that avatar or yours... it's smooookin'.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 1:25pmLesbian Bitch Fight Erupts Live on Croatian TV

Maybe he was waiting for that "prostitutia" to come suck his dick.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 1:20pmGood Samaritan Gets Knocked Out For Calling Cops

I'm not complaining.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 1:17pmTerrorist On a Bulldozer Rampage Gets Shot Dead

It would have been cheaper just to shoot himself. He knew it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Posted on: 07/03/2008 1:13pmInsane Aftermath of a Girl Hit by a Drunk Driver

At least the REAL Slim Shady stood up for something.

Posted on: 06/30/2008 7:11amManiac Belly Flops into a Kiddie Pool From Really High

He should have broken his arm or his leg. How dare he disappoint those children that way!

Posted on: 06/30/2008 7:08amA Ridiculously Huge Skateboard Drop in Gone Wrong

Wile E. Coyote said it best, "that was a stupid thing to do".

Posted on: 06/30/2008 7:06amAn Extremely Sad Backflip Attempt by Some Kid

Which one is dumb and which one is dumber? I'm confused.

Posted on: 06/30/2008 7:04amSchool Fight Ends Quickly With Two Punches

It didn't shake loose a can of Sprite, but all the change that wouldn't come down when you bang the shit out of that fucking little return button did.

Posted on: 06/30/2008 7:01amMan in China Gets Crushed to Death by a Falling Wall

If a wall falls on you and no one's around, do you still get crushed?

Posted on: 06/30/2008 6:56amCelebration Ends When a Soldier Gets Shot in the Gut

Upset stomach? Try Pepto Bismol, it coats, soothes, and relieves.

Posted on: 06/30/2008 6:56amComplete Idiot Does Something Dumb at the Playground

That single act of stupidity is gonna cost him a few grand.

Posted on: 06/30/2008 6:48amCelebration Ends When a Soldier Gets Shot in the Gut

Boooyaaa!
, oh and one for you

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Some Girl With a Super Nice Ass Walking Around

All the mountains in the world should be made out of this girl's ass. I would just climb all day.

Category: Sexy