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Christ

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Profile views: 1527
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The Most Ridiculous Scooter Racer You Will Ever See

Time to sell the scooter and buy something easier to handle. Maybe a chair that can spin.

Category: Funny

Christ's log:

Date: 05/14/2008 4:59amVideo Shoot of Some Chick with an Incredible Ass

Comment: My cup overfloweth - :red

Date: 05/13/2008 6:01pmDude in New Jersey Gets Punched by a Fat Wench

Comment: Back by popular demand. - ;)

Date: 05/13/2008 6:28pmDude in New Jersey Gets Punched by a Fat Wench

Comment: I am here my son....

Date: 05/11/2008 2:31amMobile Tactical High Energy Laser

Rated:

Date: 05/10/2008 8:35amHooligan Beats a Man in the Street with a Crutch

Comment: No no no, It's 'Glory glory hallelujah, glory glory hallelujah' God be with you.

Shoutbox:

by awwhellnogadammit, May 17 2008 : 3:33am

you remember this one? (when you were on the cross)
-judas...
-yes lord...
- come closer i must tell you something...
- what is it my lord?...
- i can see your house from here!
yeah, i was there,i owned a general's rank. pleased to meet you, (awwhellnogadammit's) my name.
p.s. put a good word in for me.

by Da Bomb, May 16 2008 : 1:41pm

I talk to you often, mostly when shit is about to hit the fan...then I use my power phrase "Jesus mother------- Christ" and you save me again...Thank you Hay sous...see, I speak Mexican too.....

by Joey Trippinani, May 15 2008 : 10:21am

Come fai?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2Z7CL4Cv0

by boobie.bird, May 14 2008 : 10:55am

Wow your kinda grumpy. Did your dad not hug you enough growing up?

by dirty bertie from number 30, May 14 2008 : 9:53am

Oh, dear. What I originally feared was a power trip now turns out to be a God complex.

by boobie.bird, May 14 2008 : 6:04am

Dear Mr. Christ,
Why is it not okay for people of Hindu faith to eat cow, yet you encourage people to eat you. Shouldn't it be the other way around, I mean cannibalism has got to be listed as a sin somewhere in the Bible.
Thank you for your time.
BB.

by LineKILLX, May 12 2008 : 2:20pm

In the name of jesus - Who healed the sick and inured and unhealthy
I need a prayer for good health.
Thank you! And god bless!
Lol -

by Red6ixx, May 12 2008 : 11:23am

multiple accounts - tut tut.

by highroller74, May 11 2008 : 9:18pm

I ask for your forgiveness for I have sinned.

by Umbrageous, May 11 2008 : 8:35pm

Hi JC..or CG...whatever I wanted to let you know that through you I saw the light. Something warm came unto me and it was good.
NT is truly blessed by your divine spirit and I feel a presence inside of me which swells and pulsates with my open heart, ejaculating the seed of holy love into my sinful, bad, bad self
Here is why I personally like the concept of the JC parody (and lets face it, "The life of Brian" was an all time great) Expressed through a comment reply
-

Umbrageous on May 11 08 : 10:25pm wrote:
Calang on May 10 08 : 7:13pm wrote:Toby, I don't mind too much. He made me chuckle a few times. But this A$$HOLE, is like a thorn in my side. I'm not a religious person, but I have a certain degree of respect for things that people deem sacred. For this prick to impersonate and belittle someone like Christ is by my standards insolent, arrogant, aborrhent and repulsive. And I "pray" from the bottom of my dark stony ice cold heart that Jesus kicks his ass, and kicks it good.My brothers and sisters can I get an Amen?Why should Christ be above parody? Because someone else said he was the son of god?...Give humanity a fucking break! -Personally I find it abhorrent that people tell us we can't insult religions and their "man-deemed-sacred cows". "Why not?" You may ask. "Just because you can't" is the childish reply.-Christ is funny. Toby got old after 2 posts. I call upon Christ (the Janitor of souls ), To continue to post.-So it shall be written. So it shall be done!

by Tapeworm, May 11 2008 : 11:44am

Strange to think that Christ once lived in Widnes. Time to call the Sun.

by dizdabiz, May 11 2008 : 9:18am

CONGRATZ ON THE MEDAL MATEY!

by halo, May 11 2008 : 5:58am

christ only appears when the family filter is on

by en jaywest, May 11 2008 : 5:53am

congrats on cotd.

by Pumekuhp, May 11 2008 : 5:48am

I didn't realize you were CG's cousin. Sorry for yelling at you a couple of nights ago...I am dedicating a song by AC/DC to him today.
--
"I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
--
...Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night"

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Posted on: 05/14/2008 4:34amVideo Shoot of Some Chick with an Incredible Ass

My cup overfloweth

Posted on: 05/13/2008 6:48pmDude in New Jersey Gets Punched by a Fat Wench

Back by popular demand.

Posted on: 05/13/2008 6:41pmDude in New Jersey Gets Punched by a Fat Wench

I am here my son....

Posted on: 05/10/2008 8:07amHooligan Beats a Man in the Street with a Crutch

No no no, It's 'Glory glory hallelujah, glory glory hallelujah'

God be with you.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 8:03amDude Shows Off his Awesome BMX Handstand Skills

Dont look at me...

Posted on: 05/10/2008 8:00amPsycho Fires a Homemade RPG at his even More Psycho Friend

Don't talk to me about penetration...

Posted on: 05/10/2008 7:58amMan Demonstrates the Coolest Optical Illusions Ever

It's a miracle!

Posted on: 05/10/2008 7:55amCrashing Biker Nearly Gets Decapitated by Another Racer

He's gonna have a sore head after that, bless him.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 7:52amDanica Patrick Hits a Crewman on the Side of the Track

Are we related?

Posted on: 05/10/2008 12:47amUncooperating Girl Dies After Being Choked by Cops

So you're the one who stole my thorny crown...

I forgive you for that.
And I'll have a word with Santa for you.

God bless...

Posted on: 05/09/2008 2:42pmStupid Mascot Gets Beheaded During a Baseball Game

You called me, my son.... ?

Posted on: 05/09/2008 2:30pmPrick Dude Kicks and Beats his Girlfriend Sitting in a Car

I forgive you.

Posted on: 05/09/2008 2:28pmUncooperating Girl Dies After Being Choked by Cops

I've been watching over you. You have developed an unreasonable intolerance to those with different views to you.

Intolerance is a sin.

Go my child, repent and seek forgiveness and you shall be a better man.

Posted on: 05/09/2008 2:22pmStupid Mascot Gets Beheaded During a Baseball Game

Any one who fights in the name of the Lord, fights for Satan.

I should know.

Posted on: 05/09/2008 2:16pmKung Fu Goalkeeper Takes Out a Player with Style

It was the 'Leg of God'

Posted on: 05/09/2008 2:05pmThe Most Ridiculous Scooter Racer You Will Ever See

You can have the souls of all the muslims... Not even letting them into Purgatory.

Posted on: 05/09/2008 1:57pmSome Random Dude Arrests a Psychotic Shoplifting Chick

I compel you to go into the wilderness and seek forgiveness for your racism.

You will be welcomed back like the prodigal son and many a fatted calf shall be slain in the name of forgiveness.

Forgiveness is right. Forgiveness is pure. So go and seek forgiveness and I guarantee that you shall find it.

Posted on: 05/09/2008 1:50pmFilming a Trampoline Jump from Underneath is a Bad Idea

Hey Lucifer, How's things in Hell?

Posted on: 05/09/2008 1:45pmPrick Dude Kicks and Beats his Girlfriend Sitting in a Car

Forgiveness is the only path to righteousness.
Keep forgiveness at the forefront of your minds and hearts and I will see you in Paradise.

(unless you're a muslim)

Posted on: 05/09/2008 1:39pmSexy Dani Rocks Out on her Webcam

You called me?

Oh my eyes! My Dad would kill me if he knew i'd been watching this!

I'll still love you if you do decide to throw off your social shackles and face your sexuality, face to face like the real man that you are. (My Dad took some convincing, but he's cool with it now)

God bless you in your torment. But remember you are one of my sheep and a part of my flock. (And I don't mind if I have one sheep with pink wool)

Go forth into the multitude and spread your... stuff.
Amen.

Posted on: 05/09/2008 1:29pmUncooperating Girl Dies After Being Choked by Cops

You called me?

Have faith in the power of forgiveness. She forgave and lived on.

Go forth and forgive your neighbor. Boy, does he need your forgiveness.

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