DeadMix
NAME: Jesse
LOCATION: >=D BEHIND YOU!!!! | AGE: 19
PROFILE VIEWS: 2206 | MEDIA RATED: 0 | COMMENTS: 50
RANK: 1848 | GROUP: The Janitors
Meet the Skankiest Worst Girls on the Face of the Planet
Heh...I've never witnessed this before...and all white people are DEFINITELY not like this...if we were...I'd be leaving a different comment. That is, if all my black friends hadn't killed me already. 
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06/19/2008 9:26pm
Psycho Fires a Homemade RPG at his even More Psycho Friend
It's fake. The stake would have fallen out when he lit it.
And if it is real, the stake would have been partially destroyed, and any significant fragments sent off in random directions. So at worst, he got some really nasty splinters.
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05/22/2008 9:14pm
Horrific Footage of a Boy Being Hit by a Car in Turkey
Hm, it's hard to tell if he lived or not. It really depends on how hard his head hit the car, as well as his torso, and if any organs were ruptured. His legs were most certainly broken. Shitty fucken luck.
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05/22/2008 9:08pm
Man Knocks Out a Neighbor for Kissing his Daughter
*BAM* outta FUCKING NOWHERE!!
Everybody take note!! If you really want to pwn somebody, act like their friend, be polite, and then slug em in the head!
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05/22/2008 8:50pm
Insane Mail Worker Goes Postal
What a dumb douche. He gets exactly what he deserves.
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05/22/2008 8:44pm
Crazy Man Gets Tortured in the Most Insane Way Ever
There's no way that somebody hasn't said that quote yet...but..."with friends like that, who needs enemies?"
Going out on a limb here, but I'm betting the pepperspray hurt the most.
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05/22/2008 8:39pm
Why You Shouldnt Make Fun of a Cross Dresser
SOMEBODY picked the wrong cross dresser to dis. He pushed both of them around like they weren't even there!
The second guy was smart though. He waited for the pwntage to stop before interfering again.
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05/22/2008 8:32pm
Sudanese Woman Gets her Boob Cut Off by Muslims
Apparently you love god more with a hacked boob. Makes sense if you're a fucking racist. 
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05/22/2008 8:27pm
Little Kid Falls Out of a Moving Car and Nearly Gets Smashed
One foot to the left and you'd have crushed child on the road. And that music was ULTRA creepy!
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05/22/2008 8:23pm
Lunatic Murders Two People at Point Blank with a Rifle
The crotch critters have moved to your brain.
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05/22/2008 8:06pm
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Posted on: 06/19/2008 9:26pmMeet the Skankiest Worst Girls on the Face of the Planet
Heh...I've never witnessed this before...and all white people are DEFINITELY not like this...if we were...I'd be leaving a different comment. That is, if all my black friends hadn't killed me already.
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Posted on: 05/22/2008 9:14pmPsycho Fires a Homemade RPG at his even More Psycho Friend
It's fake. The stake would have fallen out when he lit it.
And if it is real, the stake would have been partially destroyed, and any significant fragments sent off in random directions. So at worst, he got some really nasty splinters. |
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Posted on: 05/22/2008 9:08pmHorrific Footage of a Boy Being Hit by a Car in Turkey
Hm, it's hard to tell if he lived or not. It really depends on how hard his head hit the car, as well as his torso, and if any organs were ruptured. His legs were most certainly broken. Shitty fucken luck.
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Posted on: 05/22/2008 8:50pmMan Knocks Out a Neighbor for Kissing his Daughter
*BAM* outta FUCKING NOWHERE!!
Everybody take note!! If you really want to pwn somebody, act like their friend, be polite, and then slug em in the head! |
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Posted on: 05/22/2008 8:44pmInsane Mail Worker Goes Postal
What a dumb douche. He gets exactly what he deserves.
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Posted on: 05/22/2008 8:39pmCrazy Man Gets Tortured in the Most Insane Way Ever
There's no way that somebody hasn't said that quote yet...but..."with friends like that, who needs enemies?"
Going out on a limb here, but I'm betting the pepperspray hurt the most. |
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Posted on: 05/22/2008 8:32pmWhy You Shouldnt Make Fun of a Cross Dresser
SOMEBODY picked the wrong cross dresser to dis. He pushed both of them around like they weren't even there!
The second guy was smart though. He waited for the pwntage to stop before interfering again. |
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Posted on: 05/22/2008 8:27pmSudanese Woman Gets her Boob Cut Off by Muslims
Apparently you love god more with a hacked boob. Makes sense if you're a fucking racist.
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Posted on: 05/22/2008 8:23pmLittle Kid Falls Out of a Moving Car and Nearly Gets Smashed
One foot to the left and you'd have crushed child on the road. And that music was ULTRA creepy! |
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Posted on: 05/22/2008 8:06pmLunatic Murders Two People at Point Blank with a Rifle
The crotch critters have moved to your brain.
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top comment from yesterday
from: Battle For Supremacy of the Puddle In Russia
sciureus "Hmm, I dunno. Whenever someone yells "Get Down!" they wouldn't know whether to dance or drink, and they'd get shot." +15