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Earth Nelson

About:

RANK: #40

Group:

The Janitors

Real name: Eric
Location: Upper Left USA http://youtube.com/watch?v=MWg3b15ITS8 --- still got it going on because I'm stoked, buff and feelin' groovy; fo shizzle
Age: 9

Profile views: 8639
Media rated: 342
Media viewed: 906
Comments: 1412

Best media:

Brazilian Cop Shoots a Man Dead at a Gas Station

It seems gas stations are giving hospitals a run for most popular place to die. See?

Category: Shocking

Earth Nelson's log:

Date: 08/28/2008 10:30pmGhetto Ambulance Takes Dying Man To ER

Comment: second to last ride for him

Date: 08/28/2008 10:52pmPainful Wheel Barrow Jump Ownage

Comment: love the physics of these jumps, the vehicle always makes it's way back to the rider

Date: 08/28/2008 10:22pmInsane Balcony Jump Into Pool

Comment: took some balls

Date: 08/28/2008 10:20pmFalling Tree Knocks Kid In Face

Comment: been there, done that.

Date: 08/28/2008 9:15pmBrick Thrown at Cashiers Face Cash Register Stolen

Comment: Should've rebricked him.

Shoutbox:

by Shredder649, August 27 2008 : 1:23am

Dude I've been wondering. Is ur avi Drew Carry, on his show? What's goin on by the way?

by Pumekuhp, August 26 2008 : 3:50am

Morning, EN! Thanks for those! Don Henley is one of my heroes - GREAT SONG!...and love the live acoustic version of "Plush" - I prefer it actually.

by Tapeworm, August 24 2008 : 1:30pm

Sunday is funday

by Pumekuhp, August 24 2008 : 7:14am

Hey buddy - that last vid you sent me was hilarious. I preferred the one you posted in the forums though..."More Than a Feeling"? Anyway, good to see you back and posting regularly. I always get a chuckle out of at least one of your comments on the vcs. Hope you are a having a great weekend. See ya 'round.

by imamadcow, August 20 2008 : 7:20pm

You didn't post for ages and then a flurry of posts from you! I absolutely love your posts cos they are brill and I think that you rock. Please don't leave it so long the next time.

by dizdabiz, August 18 2008 : 6:26am

OUR SUMMER WAS A SHITTY WASHOUT,BUT MY SUNSHINE COMES FROM ALCOHOL AND PUSSY, SO NOTHING LOST THERE! HAHAHA!

by liacon, August 16 2008 : 5:02pm

I was very happy to see that you're back Stick aroud awhile

by Tapeworm, August 16 2008 : 11:55am

Welcome back

by Kaos2008, July 20 2008 : 8:16pm

Hi Earth Nelson....Big Shout From The Land Down Under Bro.
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The Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turn!..........A song that will forever hold the charm and meaning that it did in the 60's. I still love it.
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&/or ---->>4U Mate
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by Pumekuhp, July 15 2008 : 1:22pm

Earth to Major Nelson, Earth to Major Nelson -- Ok, Eric, you haven't posted for 9 days already...We got Diz back but there are a few conspicuous absences and you are one of them! ps, I'm gonna cry a river if you don't return soon.

by Shredder649, July 4 2008 : 7:49pm

Thanks for the shout man. Ya I had this asian girls ass for an avtatar.lol. Lasted about 5 hours before one of the admins or someone took it out themselves. Peace dude.

by liacon, July 4 2008 : 4:56pm

Hope your 4th of July great, I had to work The kids and I are getting ready to go see the fireworks. For you sir!

by BEERMAN, June 19 2008 : 8:17am

thanks mate, much appreciated

by Tapeworm, June 16 2008 : 3:50am

A toast to being dumb.

by Dbap, June 14 2008 : 3:31pm

You like obtuse humor but not everyone has stamina. You should post earlier if you can.

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Posted on: 08/28/2008 10:17pmGhetto Ambulance Takes Dying Man To ER

second to last ride for him

Posted on: 08/28/2008 10:06pmPainful Wheel Barrow Jump Ownage

love the physics of these jumps, the vehicle always makes it's way back to the rider

Posted on: 08/28/2008 10:03pmInsane Balcony Jump Into Pool

took some balls

Posted on: 08/28/2008 10:03pmFalling Tree Knocks Kid In Face

been there, done that.

Posted on: 08/28/2008 9:57pmBrick Thrown at Cashiers Face Cash Register Stolen

Should've rebricked him.

Posted on: 08/28/2008 9:55pmEvil Assholes Toss Puppy Into Alligator Pit

did not watch

Posted on: 08/28/2008 9:52pmKid Dies After Being Thrown Off Pier During Fight

points deducted for the poor landing

Posted on: 08/28/2008 9:42pmSavage Russian Skinhead Brutally Attacks Woman

HFS, somebody just kill him

Posted on: 08/27/2008 8:47pmDrunk Asshole Crashes Bentley Into Parking Gate

should have paid extra for the automatic gate opener

Posted on: 08/27/2008 8:39pmFat Kid Faceplants on Bike Ramp

thought I heard a lady screaming

Posted on: 08/27/2008 8:35pmStupid Bitch Crashes Into Motorcycle

Was that bus chasing her down or what?

Posted on: 08/27/2008 8:28pmFight Ends With Fatal Stab Wound

ruined a good shirt

Posted on: 08/27/2008 8:28pmSkinhead Delivers Brutal Beatdown

you just knew someone was going to taste some shoe in this one

Posted on: 08/27/2008 8:21pmTrashy Mom Provokes Fight With 9 Year Old

I'm with Kyle!

Posted on: 08/26/2008 10:33pmDumb Woman Fails Pulling Out of Parking Lot

Come on, just the license plate is bent, so the SUV got pushed five feet.

Posted on: 08/26/2008 10:30pmDirtbike Rider Gets a Dirt Sandwich

Orange bike n dirt. Cute.

Posted on: 08/26/2008 10:29pmTwo Douchebags Slapfight Over a Girl

Biggest pussy fight E-V-E-R.
Anyone within two rental units of that apartment should check for disappearing genitalia.

Posted on: 08/26/2008 10:18pmRetard Almost Demolished By Arriving Train

It's called, "grab an arm and when the train hits him, the one with more meat on it is the winner!"

Posted on: 08/26/2008 10:14pmDash Cam Records Ambulance Head On Collision

ah, turning right from the left hand lane with left turn signals on is called a freaking SKID!

Posted on: 08/26/2008 10:09pmDrunk Driver Goes Flying After Head on Collision

Seatbelts? Not for those who like to eat the steering wheel and get tossed on the pavement in a heap.

Posted on: 08/26/2008 10:05pmFaceplant Turns Into Bloody Mess

...Good news! Zits are gone!

Posted on: 08/26/2008 9:59pmPainful Street Tubing Accident

...sucking pole

Posted on: 08/26/2008 9:54pmHorrific Bus Accident Leaves People Screaming

The sexual tension between these two is red hot!

Posted on: 08/25/2008 11:26pmCompilation of Ridiculously Hot Italian Women

Holy Madonna with meatballs...

Posted on: 08/25/2008 11:21pmTaxi Driver Held At Knife Point

Did not watch. Please someone tell me someone died making this video and I'll go back and watch it.

Posted on: 08/25/2008 11:19pmKid Snaps Arm Crashing Go Cart

Arms: shitty kick-stands

Posted on: 08/25/2008 11:18pmLittle Kid Owned By Bench

who hasn't done this?

Posted on: 08/25/2008 11:15pmBird Smashes Windshield at 100mph

the car ahead of him flipped him the bird

Posted on: 08/25/2008 11:15pmPolish Swat Team Violently Arrests Couple

That tucked-in green tee-shirt was offensive, the fashion police were justified in their use of force...

Posted on: 08/25/2008 11:05pmPants on Fire Stunt Gets Out of Hand

Best Boner Joke Thread Ever!

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The Most Ridiculous Karaoke Session Youll Ever See

Other than the grandpa at the 2:05 mark, all of these people should be hanged til further notice.

Category: Bizarre

Posted: 03/30/2008 | Views: 24435 | Comments (88)

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Absolutely Hilarious Ending to a Skatepark Fight

It's only a 10 second fight, but it's the most perfect 10 seconds ever.

Category: Funny

Posted: 08/27/2007 | Views: 142653 | Comments (109)

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Girl Gets Hilariously Busted For Meeting a Guy on MySpace

I must've been sleeping last week when this video made its rounds. But better late than...in the butt.

Category: Funny

Posted: 04/14/2008 | Views: 135330 | Comments (216)

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Redneck Mom Shows Up After a Ridiculous Chick Fight

This fight made them all so upset they couldn't even enjoy sex that night. Their brothers were pissed.

Category: Fights

Posted: 03/20/2008 | Views: 42931 | Comments (120)

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Why You Should Never Underestimate Your Deadbeat Dad

It's okay. He molested all of his kids later that night with no hard feelings.

Category: Fights

Posted: 03/12/2008 | Views: 171555 | Comments (155)

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The Most Uncomfortable Segment in TV News History

The ironic part is that they still work together to this day. One is the morning shift Wal Mart greeter, and the other has the afternoon.

Category: Funny

Posted: 03/11/2008 | Views: 65065 | Comments (140)

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Idiot Regretfully Picks a Fight with the Wrong Dude

*Warning: very bloody, like a vampire or a tampon* I think this video's been around a while but after yesterday's insane, senseless beating, it's important to show at least someone getting what they deserve. It'll help balance the universe a little.

Category: Fights

Posted: 08/17/2007 | Views: 141211 | Comments (77)

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