Amazing 5 Month Old Dog Comes in Handy for its Owner

I just love all of you mighty web warriors that log onto entertaining sites like this and then preach your hugs and kisses lifestyle to all of us that are morally beneath you. Thank you. I wasn't expecting to have my unintelligent hatred towards illegal Mexican immigrants working at McDonald's to be molded into a view of compassion when I decided to read the comments below a video of a beer retrieving dog. And yet, amok525 has opened my eyes to the true beauty of majestic illegal immigrants that fuck up our food orders because they don't speak our language. Maybe you should spread your message somewhere else, like on a political website or in a newspaper. Or, maybe you could go fuck your mother...you friggin' dork.

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06/08/2008 11:22pm

Fat Kid Slaps his Mom and Goes Off on Her
"Dammit mom just listen to me! I eat because I'm sad... and I'm sad because I eat." (boy then begins to cry)

Posted on:
06/04/2008 12:33am

Stunt Goes Dangerously Wrong for a Group of Skydivers
Let's get into a plane and fly thousands of feet into the air. Then we'll open the door and jump out. Finally, we'll do summersaults and screw around with eachothers' parachutes while we're falling to the ground at 100 mph. What could go wrong?
I didn't actually watch the video. Whenever I hear that voice over guy I immediately know that it's censored and probably kind of sucks.

Posted on:
06/04/2008 12:18am