So it seems all of these positions require you to have a consenting partner. Damnit.

Category: Cool

Posted: 08/01/2007  | Views: 69798  | Comments (21)

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I guess there wasn't anymore chocolate cake. So they had each other for dessert.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 07/25/2007  | Views: 1260098  | Comments (29)

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Her vertebrae may be disintegrating by the minute, so hurry up and watch as much of this video as you can.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 07/26/2007  | Views: 310351  | Comments (41)

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Her ass seems to go on forever. But unlike my 300 pound neighbor, it's actually a good thing.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 04/20/2007  | Views: 162051  | Comments (21)

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And that will definitely be his career-defining moment without a doubt.

Category: Funny

Posted: 07/12/2007  | Views: 52581  | Comments (73)

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Her face isn't really that important anyway. This is one of the smokin'est bodies EVER (seriously).

Category: Sexy

Posted: 07/31/2006  | Views: 429520  | Comments (8)

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I had to abduct Carmen and put her at gunpoint to do this video, so I hope you guys like it. Kidding of course, she's just that nice.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 09/04/2006  | Views: 178958  | Comments (9)

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Here's the other half of Carmen's video where she's wearing fishnets. And it's just as hot.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 09/24/2006  | Views: 132442  | Comments (8)

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I agree, it's been far too long since Carmen and her royal bustiness has graced us with her presence.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 09/22/2006  | Views: 275548  | Comments (10)

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Will someone get her some implants already? Poor girl.

Category: Sexy

Posted: 12/01/2006  | Views: 158126  | Comments (11)

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