This would never have happened if Jon Denver hadn’t forced us to plant so many damn trees. Oh and that driver needs to buy a lottery ticket today.

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Posted: 08/01/2008  | Views: 25666  | Comments (63)

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This was obviously a drug-related crime. First one to find their heads gets a bag of crack!

Category: Shocking

Posted: 07/07/2008  | Views: 36705  | Comments (89)

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In fairness to him, he probably thought he was about to die...and didn't like it.

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Posted: 07/07/2008  | Views: 60788  | Comments (93)

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At least he avoided the $3 fee they charge if it's not your own bank.

Category: Funny

Posted: 07/12/2008  | Views: 44413  | Comments (93)

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I can't speak Russian, but I'm pretty sure that means he's not welcome.

Category: Cool

Posted: 07/13/2008  | Views: 131296  | Comments (76)

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If you can get past the whole 4 years old thing, she's perfect as a robbery partner.

Category: Funny

Posted: 07/14/2008  | Views: 56460  | Comments (102)

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Apparently that sign needs its own sign. Ow.

Category: Funny

Posted: 06/29/2008  | Views: 93055  | Comments (109)

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Every single person on that floor died of a heart attack, but that's okay. It was a nice throw.

Category: Cool

Posted: 06/14/2008  | Views: 69603  | Comments (67)

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Somewhere in the Bible it says you go to hell for this. I think Noah casually mentioned it on the Ark.

Category: Funny

Posted: 06/15/2008  | Views: 30114  | Comments (100)

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First person to make a "hot dog" joke in the comments section gets tarred and feathered. Then banned.

Category: Cool

Posted: 06/12/2008  | Views: 25895  | Comments (117)

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