Ultimate Cat Jump Failure
Cats are better than dogs by a mile. Cleaner animals as well. They dont lick puddles of puke or other things on the ground like dogs do. They groom themselves more than dogs. They are more agile than dogs will ever be. Smaller, cuter, and quieter. Cats rule. Dogs are like cavemen in movement, cats are like ninjas. I have seen cats get to some places a dog would never reach even if it had wings.
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02/18/2009 7:55am
Middle School Girl Brutally Kicked in The Head Multiple Times
I tell you this. See if it was my daughter that got hit like that and I found out about it. I would go to jail because the parents of the attacker [both of them] would get the biggest beating of their lives. I'd cripple them, then I'd cripple the little slut whore that hit my kid regardless of the age of the cunt that hit my kid, she'd get what her parents got. They can then have fun trying to walk again.
Fuck with my family and I'll see to your fate.
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02/18/2009 7:46am
Girl on Rope Swing Face Plants in The Dirt
I laughed during the slo mo section. As her feet are up over her head. Sort of brings a new meaning to the phrase: eat dirt mutha fucka.
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02/18/2009 7:32am
Fat British Guy Agrees to be Human Dart Board
Maybe he is on something, something that kills a lot of pain. Hence the reason why he let the others play him like a voodoo doll but with darts instead of pins. I mean being drunk isn't going to make him stand there do nothing with a dart in his back and one in his head lol.
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02/18/2009 7:23am
Asshole Viciously Punches Cute Girlfriend in the Face
Mama said knock you out.
He is a real HIT with the ladies.
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02/18/2009 7:16am
Topless Girl Fingers Herself Under Black Lingerie
This is Crissy Moran. She is a former porn star. And my favourite in the adult movie scene or rather was my favourite. No one can replace her. Sorry to say, but she's given the porn scene up to go all religion on us.
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02/16/2009 2:22pm
Noel Gallagher of Oasis Attacked on Stage
Notice how Nancy Boy [Noel] runs away from the person that comes up on stage. THEN as soon as the person is surrounded by about five bouncers and they have him in their grasp, Pussy Noel moves in for the kill as the culprit is dragged away. He tries to have a go when the guy is set upon by bouncers, not before. The whole of Oasis is a bunch of fannies [pussies]. They can talk the talk but they are too girly boy to walk the walk as well. Run their mouths, that's all they are good for. Noel shows how tough he is in this clip... Mr Noel Runaway from a member of the audience Gallagher. Bruce Dickinson once said how pussified Oasis are [although in a cencored way due to being on radio at the time]. He said something like it was pathetic how someone threw a shoe at Noel on stage a few years back and so the band walked off stage when it happened. Brucie boy also said that his band [Iron Maiden] have had things like Dynamite and Bullets and Bricks and stuff thrown at them lol and they never left the stage in a tantrum like Oasis are oh so good at doing.
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09/11/2008 7:06am
Amazingly Hot French Girl Strips Off Panties
I got the most outrageous boner from watching this. That chick is fit, no, she's super fit.
She is the second best thing to come out of France. The best thing being Melissa Theuriau.
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09/07/2008 8:52am
Dumb Fence Jumping Boy Hit by Bus
That's a Stagecoach bus. They have them here in the UK. Bet you will all sleep easier at night now knowing that.
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09/07/2008 8:45am
Kid Dies After Being Thrown Off Pier During Fight
Anyone that believes this is real also believes in Darth Vader, Nessie, The Phantom of the Opera, Peewee Herman, etc. Get a grip. It is easy to get fake blood from a joke shop or toy shop and make a puddle out of it and lie in it, then get the camera to move to the position where the viewer can see the person lying there.
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09/02/2008 3:56pm

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