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Location: Flanders, Europe
Age: 33

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Guinness's log:

Date: 07/17/2008 6:57pmBurnout Show Off Owned By Cops

Comment: - :D - :D - :D

Date: 07/17/2008 8:48amWoman Struck By Lightning In Forest

Comment: She was playing with her vibrator which went into overdrive. That's the reason for the "Oh...

Date: 07/17/2008 8:20amBurnout Show Off Owned By Cops

Comment: Isn't this one of those reasons why they invented the rear view mirror ?

Date: 07/17/2008 8:03amScared Biker Crushes Neck Off Jump

Comment: He is f*cking lucky that he had his helmet on. Damned that was a nasty fall - :eek

Date: 07/13/2008 11:09amGirl in Russia Jumps Between a Train to Kill Herself

Comment: If can count right, three people died under that train that day - :D

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by dizdabiz, May 13 2008 : 3:14am

ENJOYING THE BELGIAN COAST? ALL IVE BEEN ENJOYING IS THE LOCAL CRACKHEADS,DRIVEBY SHOOTINGS AND GENERAL DRINK FUELED CRAZYNESS! HAHAHA! WE GOT A BIT OF SUN HERE SO IM JUST ENJOYING IT WHILE IT LASTS!

by dizdabiz, May 5 2008 : 11:28am

IM FROM THE UK! YOUR ONLY 30 MINUTES FROM THE PUB? WELL IF GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE THAT WAIT 30 MINUTES IS JUST RIGHT! PERSONALLY ID WALK THROUGH CROCODILE INFESTED SWAMPS,WATERLESS DESERTS AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST TWICE NAKED WHEN IM GAGGING FOR A DRINK! HAHAHA!

by dizdabiz, May 4 2008 : 2:43pm

COOL MATE! ALREADY INTO MY THIRD ONE! HAHAHA!

by dizdabiz, May 4 2008 : 1:14pm

CHEERS DUDE YEAH IVE SEEN IT AND LOVE THAT ADVERT! IM GONNA GO NOW AND GET SOME,ILL RAISE MY GLASS AND DRINK A TOAST TO YOU ME AND ALL OTHER GUNNESS DRINKERS! WHOO HOO! ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND DUDE!

by dizdabiz, May 3 2008 : 4:20am

HAHAHA! SORRY FOR THOSE BAD SIMPSONS REFERENCES! YEAH GUINNESS IS A BEAUTIFUL DRINK! YEAH ITS DEFINETLY A GOOD IDEA TO MOVE NEARER TO THE SOURCE OF IT HAHAHA! GOOD LUCK WITH THE JOBHUNTING........AS THE GREAT GUINNESS ADVERTS HAVE TOLD US.........GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE THAT WAIT.....

by dizdabiz, May 2 2008 : 4:05am

FLANDERS? IS YOUR FIRST NAME NED?DO YOU LIVE ON EVERGREEN TERRACE AND GO TO THE CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY? ARE YOUR NEIGHBORS A COUPLE WITH 3 KIDS,A DOG AND A CAT,THEY DRIVE A PINK CAR AND THE MAN OF THE HOUSE IS FAT AND BALDING? WHETHER YOU DO OR NOT HAVE SOME OF THESES!

by Slamreef, December 7 2007 : 7:40am

voor jou guinness fijn dat er nog meer mensen die op het zelfde tijdstip leven..
Groeten!

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Posted on: 07/17/2008 6:04pmBurnout Show Off Owned By Cops

Posted on: 07/17/2008 8:12amWoman Struck By Lightning In Forest

She was playing with her vibrator which went into overdrive. That's the reason for the "Oh my God"

Posted on: 07/17/2008 8:08amBurnout Show Off Owned By Cops

Isn't this one of those reasons why they invented the rear view mirror ?

Posted on: 07/17/2008 8:03amScared Biker Crushes Neck Off Jump

He is f*cking lucky that he had his helmet on. Damned that was a nasty fall

Posted on: 07/13/2008 11:13amGirl in Russia Jumps Between a Train to Kill Herself

If can count right, three people died under that train that day

Posted on: 07/07/2008 6:43amKid Gets Pummeled More After Trying to Quit a Fight

It seems that Pedro forgot to take his relax-pills...

Posted on: 07/07/2008 6:29amHeadless Corpses Found Along a Highway in El Salvador

Who says this was a crime? Maybe he was just walking and his head came off. Happens all the time.

Posted on: 07/07/2008 6:26amCross Eyed Guy Gets a Quick and Brutal Beating

When you are cross eyed and get into a fight, always hit in the middle of the twins.

Posted on: 07/06/2008 11:27amGirl Gets Jumped at a Bus Stop

Posted on: 07/06/2008 7:39amGirl Gets Jumped at a Bus Stop

If you go to the zoo and throw a banana in the cage with the monkeys, they produce exactly the same sound as those bystanders

Posted on: 07/06/2008 6:57amPrick Kicks a Dude on the Ground Over and Over

I think he killed Yogi the Bear.

Posted on: 07/06/2008 6:56amKid Breaks his Clavicle After a Hard Mountain Bike Crash

Mike didn't break his collarbone, he broke his vocal cords. Now he talks like a cow for the rest of his life...

Posted on: 07/06/2008 6:52amDrunk Loser Gets his Jaw Broken Somewhat Willingly

Well, he's gonna feel that in the morning

Posted on: 07/05/2008 12:36pmWoman Walking in a Flood Doesnt See a Manhole

I think she is a muslim and it's time to pray. No matter what, get on your knees, face mekka, put your ass up in the air and start yelling allah snackbar.

Posted on: 07/01/2008 11:05amMishap in the Air Costs a Paraglider his Life

I'm sorry Lonewolf. I will never steal your remarks ever again

Posted on: 07/01/2008 7:57amMishap in the Air Costs a Paraglider his Life

Damn you, inventor of CTRL C - CTRL V

Posted on: 07/01/2008 7:47amLittle Kid Eats a Bowl of Concrete on a Bad Jump

Gravity works in mysterious ways

Posted on: 07/01/2008 7:45amPatient Dies After Being Ignored for an Hour

Wow, this is great. Can you film, capture, edit, convert and upload ? Than I can still kill myself and you can have my girlfriend. She is a stupid moron, but likes sex every single minute of the day

Posted on: 07/01/2008 7:15amKid Threatens Everyone with his Skateboard After a Fight

He said "Motherfucker" to a black guy. Damn, he's lucky he doesn't live here in Belgium. That would've cost him 3 years minimum...

Posted on: 07/01/2008 6:39amPatient Dies After Being Ignored for an Hour

I don't want to live in this careless world anymore. I'm gonna kill myself. I just have to learn my girlfriend to film when I jump, to capture the footage on my PC, to edit it and then to convert it to flash or WMV. And then she has to upload it to NothingToxic. Pfff, too much work, I'll just fuck her instead

Posted on: 06/27/2008 9:08amTallest Redheaded Kid Ever Gets Jumped by Punks

Someone please go over there and shoot their tailor !

Posted on: 06/27/2008 9:05amKid Showing Off his Bike Skills Makes an Ass of Himself

He flew like Evil Knievel and he crashed like Evil Knievel.

Posted on: 06/27/2008 8:59amToddler Gets his Head Stuck in Between a Railing

Every single day toddlers learn new things. It's part of growing up. Today he learned that his head does not fit in that railing. Tomorrow he will learn that being stuck in a railing for some time will cause agonising neck pain. His parents eventually learned that their son is a nitwit and that railings can cost lots of money... And now it's time for a Guinness. Cheers

Posted on: 06/27/2008 6:55amBuilding in Gaza Collapses Killing Multiple People

This is the most expensive way ever to kill 10 people...

Posted on: 06/27/2008 6:48amGirl Learns the Hard Way Not to Stand Behind a Swing

Unfortunately for her, bro weighs approx. 300 pounds. Moral : if you ever get hit with a swing, first see if there is a skinny white boy on it.

Posted on: 06/25/2008 5:11amWorst Bus Driver Ever Nearly Kills All the Passengers

Cheers to that, mate ! I'm drinking one at this very moment

Posted on: 06/24/2008 10:46amScuffle at a Gas Station Leads to a Knock Out Punch

Diesel is for trucks, not for cars... It makes cars stink and rattle like hell...

Posted on: 06/24/2008 6:59amWorst Bus Driver Ever Nearly Kills All the Passengers

The steering rack didn't fail. She just lost control of her bus at 10 mph, that's all... Can happen to every woman. Oops, I've said too much and will wash my mouth with soap now.

Posted on: 06/21/2008 6:29amKung Fu Master Knocks Out a Taekwondo Black Belt

Stop using those f*cking cross dissolves, damned

Posted on: 06/20/2008 7:13amKid Accidentally Pelts his Friend in the Head with a Rock

What's this game called ? Because it looks extremely gay

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