Sluty Teen Cam Girl Wants You to Eat Her Out
I bet she started with crabs.. they soon mutated into lobsters.... she's become an incubator for new diseases and is dubbed the new national sperm bank.
Knowing this... I wouldn't touch her with a flaming 100ft pole.

Posted on:
01/15/2009 1:31am

Suicidal Man Swan Dives Awkwardly Off Low Roof
It sucks when you fail at life. It sucks even more when you fail at ending it.

Posted on:
01/15/2009 1:12am

Falling Tree Knocks Kid In Face
That flesh wound calls for two rolls of ducktape instead of just one.

Posted on:
08/29/2008 11:15pm

Denver Cop Shoves Whiney ABC Reporter
If the reporter would learn to simply shut his face then there wouldn't have been a problem. Maybe he will shut up when he gets double-teamed by two men in jail. He won't be able to whine very much while he chokes for air.

Posted on:
08/29/2008 11:06pm

Cocky Skinhead Messes With The Wrong Guy
No apologies needed, a swift punch to the face will suffice. Good job.

Posted on:
08/29/2008 10:59pm

Black Kid Pummels Some Pussy
Hm, insults. It's funny how you can find
struggles to comply and the result is
always the same. Convoluted relations
between different parties only incubates
this mutual hatred that you and
dani.violentdeath both have for each
other. It's almost cute, entertaining if I
may, but mostly a chance to see two
wrongs which might actually make a rite.
I can go just about anywhere, online and
in real-life, and find situations such as
this. You're both gorgeous so understand
this logic even if nothing else seems to
make sense. Don't waste yourselves.
I'm Hex and I am your wake-up call. Do
something to make yourselves happy
besides putting each other in the pit.
There's a median with no medium
because you're both two extremes.
Don't mix lifestyle with general knowledge
because your credibility becomes volatile.
You can't hate me for being rite so instead,
agree with me because I could be wrong.
I'm not justified to judge and I seek no
jury to decide how to reason, but it's
obvious you two have better things to do
then attack each other.
Why waste my time with this message?
It's never a waste of time if your actions
are helpful -- it's only a waste of time
when the help that's offered is denied or
ignored. Would you waste your own time
by ignoring what I have to say? Or would
you make this moment productive, and
forget what troubles you?
Either way, I've introduced myself.
- Hex

Posted on:
08/29/2008 10:51pm

Douchebag Head Banger Cracked Across Face
Congratulations. You're fucking retarded.

Posted on:
08/29/2008 9:50pm

Cocky Showoff Totally Owned
I think I heard "Hero" after that hit.

Posted on:
08/29/2008 9:49pm

Teen Commits Suicide Off Tall Building
Charming. Okay camera man, your turn.

Posted on:
08/29/2008 9:45pm