Laughing Weather Lady
i swear to god if german is not the most UN COOL language in the whole fukin world then i dont know of another uglier language. Seriously... perhaps french....????

Posted on:
03/12/2008 8:00pm

Homosexual Boxer
well....im not homophobic...i just dont like gays. i figure that if straight people have to be nice to a bunch of people that dont agree with our way of life......then gay people have to be nice to those of us that dont agree with them.... makes sense to me. If i have to listen to them tell me that "gay" people are born gay...then why cant they just accept that there are peole that are born straight???.... dont be "straight bashers"...... think of the children.

Posted on:
03/12/2008 6:42pm

Host of Cheaters Gets Stabbed
lol..u idiots. If u want ass then get ass but clearly cheating is just asking for trouble. Just because some one calls u on it doesnt mean anything....its ur own fault and besides....it goes for men and women so how about u just get ut ass with no strings and stop trying to act like "playas". The next time you cheat you could end up getting fuked up by her brothers or something. Play smart

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03/12/2008 6:08pm

Kanye Crying About Working
um....well...of course people like them Kanye!!! You ar the sample god. If people like the originals then of course they would like a remix.... subconsciously it makes sense. There are some songs i think he should have won every award on, but he is only showing how immature and stupid he is by being a little bitch about having to work. you dont work mother fucker....you live the dream. I FUKING WORK!!!!!!!!! i tell ya what....lets trade jobs and see how great you feel then u "in the closet" homo.

Posted on:
03/12/2008 5:51pm

Boomerang Master
OH.....MY.....GOD! well.....i was totally bowing down at his feet until i had an awsome thought.........can we try the same thing with the boomerang that that little kid from "Mad Max" movie has.....the one that is basically a rozor blade that comes back..lol.

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03/12/2008 5:10pm

Two Guys Fight Over a Girl
did that guy yell "harness your power" ??? im pretty sure he did....and it seems the little black bo followed his screaming instructions. well..... at least he won fair and square so ill give him credit for a good fight.

Posted on:
03/12/2008 3:38pm

Smack Talker Owned
iHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! that was the illest knowck out in half a second. although i think that the guy should not have gotten involved since it wasnt his fight.....although i once had to beat the hell out of someone cuz he wouldnt leave my friend alone so i guess it was like that.

Posted on:
03/12/2008 2:10pm

Dont Steal Laptops
um.....being a consultant and havin all of that stuff on ur com does kind of mean that some stupid kid cant just up and steal ur shit. also hes correct in his statement about all the shit this guy is gonna get in if he doesnt give that shit back. although i dont think any companies would be too happy with the consultant that lost his shit but it was stolen so they will really fuck up ur life to get all that shit back with only a small talkin to for the consultant. iv been ther and all they did to me was tell me to add a locking device to the com and suggested that i move all of my shit to an alternate drive as a backup. the other guy is gone.

Posted on:
03/12/2008 2:00pm

Navy Seal Versus a Chimpanzee at an Obstacle Course
oh come on....do you have any idea how fast that chimp would move if he actually thought he needed too? he would have smoked that guy..lol. but that show was fun to watch....the little monkey was just kinda chillin at the end too. HA HA!! I say we smather a kid in honey and see if he can out run Kodiak grizzly bears. then id watch it.

Posted on:
03/11/2008 2:10pm

Nortons Furniture is Back and Creepier than Ever
i applied 4 a job ther once and he hired me, but they only needed a part time door greeter. I would just stand there behind a lamp and when peopl e would walk in i would jump out and scream. the pay was a scam though.....it said 20$ an hour but it turns out that in the store $ is equal to crayzee so on pay day he would just kick me in the balls and tax my ass......i could only live with it for 7 short years.

Posted on:
03/11/2008 1:49pm