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LongLiveMcHammer

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Real name: -
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Age: 9

Profile views: 2544
Media rated: 707
Media viewed: 528
Comments: 82

Best media:

Awesome Sucker Punch to the Face

Damn, nothing says "friends forever" like a wicked, neck-cracking cheap shot right to the face.

Category: Fights

LongLiveMcHammer's log:

Date: 07/02/2008 12:35pmHow to Get a New Car Without Paying For It

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Date: 07/02/2008 11:59amRat Attempts to Play Dead to Evade a Cat

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Date: 07/02/2008 11:28amPsychotic Dudes Surf on a Speeding Car

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Date: 07/02/2008 11:56amProtesters Get Ran Over by Someone They Stopped

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Date: 07/02/2008 11:56amWhy You Shouldnt Try to Ride a Horse in a Bad Mood

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Shoutbox:

by Kaos2008, June 30 2008 : 7:33pm

Thanks MC.....always love watching those legs come through my shoutbox.
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You left your bra there though and my misses is getting suspicious
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---->>4U
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by Umbrageous, June 30 2008 : 9:46am

Cheers

by DramaTim, June 22 2008 : 9:44am

Thx for the shout

by Umbrageous, June 16 2008 : 5:08am

That was indeed erroneous, sorry Way too deep, besides I'm not some guilt laden champaign liberal. I indulge my passions with glee. Nobody will ever tell me to do otherwise. I never shy from indulgence, unless it would be harmful or become compulsive (i.e addictive drugs).
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If you really want to know what emotion it stirs for me, when I first saw it I thought "ergh creepy". When I looked again I saw better what it depicted. The reason I like it is that I empathise with the mother in it. I see it as a manifestation of the undying love a parent has for a child. It does invoke trepidation, but trepidation of mortality, or more specifically leaving my children permanently, (I don't believe in an afterlife).
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Ok, now your turn, I'm assuming it made you feel something for you to comment on it and ask me about my emotions?

by Umbrageous, June 15 2008 : 1:06pm

Feel free to make erroneous guesses as to my personality traits, Who wants to be completely transparent anyway? That's just boring

by Slamreef, June 12 2008 : 11:37am

I'm doing fine hammer.. you?

by lorak, June 11 2008 : 6:17pm

i need a lawyer

by Kaos2008, June 9 2008 : 8:23am

Shout Out To The Most Beautiful Legs on NT.
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And the Most Wittiest Mind.
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Keep It Up.......I Do
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by mightyaphrodite, June 8 2008 : 5:16pm

by Calang, June 8 2008 : 4:41pm

A bigger can, huh? 57 gal.? Is that all? I guess I can drop a 55 on you, and extract 2 gallons from another drum. Hell, I'll just drop two 55's on you and call it a day.

by TurboGuy, June 8 2008 : 4:01pm

Yeah well, at least I'm not boring... And I don't choose to sit on the fence

by Pumekuhp, June 8 2008 : 4:15am

He's still hungry like the wolf.

by BankruptOfCompassion, June 7 2008 : 11:56pm

Hey LLMcH. Thanks for the shout. Your AVATAR reminds me of an old country song..." I hate to see you leave,... but I love to watch you go..." I shouldn't sing anymore.
Cheers. Love your work. Have your people call my people.

by Scott, June 7 2008 : 8:51pm

Read your comment and will take the advice, but removed it from my shoutbox since I'd rather it not be for everyone to see.

by VanillaKilla, June 7 2008 : 4:33pm

nice avatar

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Posted on: 06/19/2008 10:04pmTwo Nasty Knockout Punches Keep Some Dude Down

LOL
Obama I’m disappointed in you.
You could do better,
get a skinny white bitch in that black house to choke your chicken you silly fudge cracker.

Posted on: 06/14/2008 11:00amTwo Psycho Guys Drive Straight into a Tornado

Don't let it go by U. Get back in it.

Posted on: 06/14/2008 1:50amMan Dies After Receiving an Extremely Brutal Beating

Can’t even express my ire.
Breath Your Last Breath You Ruthless, Atrocious, Cold-blooded, Merciless Mother Fucker.

Posted on: 06/08/2008 9:20pmAmazing 5 Month Old Dog Comes in Handy for its Owner

2 see that U have 2 turn the fantasy filter ON.

Posted on: 06/08/2008 4:14pmMeet a Prostitute Who Regularly Steals from her Clients

These guys deserve it. How horny do you have to be

Posted on: 06/08/2008 4:04pmAmazing 5 Month Old Dog Comes in Handy for its Owner

The problem is that you have the family filter on. To see the dog licking the owner’s balls you have to switch the family filter off.

Posted on: 06/06/2008 12:39pmFighter Lands an Insanely Powerful Knockout Punch

Don’t call it a come back
http://youtube.com/watch? v=bcbx-AZV6A4

Posted on: 06/06/2008 3:59amInsurgent Flies High in the Sky from an Apache Cannon

Nice job Boys

Posted on: 06/06/2008 2:45amTwo Morons Arguing in the Street Get Hit by a Car

chiefdon on Jun 5 08 : 7:16am wrote:
I wonder who go the last word in.
Hate 2 admit it but ChiefQueef got my vote.

Posted on: 06/05/2008 4:43pmSkaters Face Meets a Chain Link Fence in Painful Fashion

Laughing Gravy on Jun 5 08 : 7:10am wrote:
Reminds me of that film where an American helicopter crashes in Somalia ... I forget it's name now.
Its Black Hawk Down
Good movie but I've seen better.
3 Stars.

Posted on: 06/03/2008 4:08pmFat Kid Slaps his Mom and Goes Off on Her

Dr. Phil should be slapped.

Posted on: 05/29/2008 4:46pmProbably the Most Ridiculous Robbery Attempt Ever

"A homeless man who spit in the mouth and eye of a police officer and then taunted him, saying he was H.I.V. positive, was sentenced to 35 years in prison on Wednesday for harassing a public servant with a deadly weapon: his saliva." New York Times.
http://www.nytimes.com/20 08/05/16/us/16spi...ref=t odayspaper
Precedent might just buy this guy some hard time.
Attempted robbery with a deadly weapon?

Posted on: 05/29/2008 4:36pmCop Caught on Tape Abusing a Surrendering Suspect

No Tape + Testimony by cops that suspect was resisting = No $$$

Posted on: 05/29/2008 4:27pmCop Caught on Tape Abusing a Surrendering Suspect

Abuse + Tape + Deep Pockets = Easy $$$

Posted on: 05/29/2008 4:18pmMan Catches a Very Unpleasant Surprise on his Camera

So her clit swelled up a little, what’s the Big deal?

Posted on: 05/27/2008 10:19pmDumbest Car Thieves Ever Get Busted

Posted on: 05/16/2008 1:16amDrunk Loser Pathetically Struggles to Pull his Pants Up

White Hawk Up

Posted on: 05/12/2008 11:41amSkinheads Kick the Crap Out of a Subway Passenger

I saw ton of shit in that vid. If I could I would stick these shitheads in prison and wouldn’t let them out until they became naturally bald.

Posted on: 05/12/2008 11:31amSkinheads Kick the Crap Out of a Subway Passenger

Why
If someone is a skinhead please explain.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 9:54pmMan Demonstrates the Coolest Optical Illusions Ever

The only thing I’m afraid of is that if Christ gets COTD, it will spawn many divinity impersonators (Allah, Buddha, Mary etc.) on NT and some asshole is bound to cross the line. Although such chaos would be short lived, as everything is bound to get old, it has the potential of infuriating countless users.
Sorry Christ for the change of heart, but for the good of many, turn your votes into wine.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 7:02pmMan Demonstrates the Coolest Optical Illusions Ever

Don’t get me wrong, I’m actually very religious despite my foolish comment above. I just thought it would be ironic and funny for someone to log on NT (a site dominated by death and violence) tomorrow and be greeted by Jesus’ picture and Christ’s peaceful comment.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 6:13pmMan Demonstrates the Coolest Optical Illusions Ever

Wrong.
I respectfully disagree with you. I doubt I’ll see you in “your world Shortly.” I have no desire or plan to go to a trailer park anytime Soon.
Nevertheless if I ever change my mind, I’ll make sure to say hello and apologize for offending you.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 4:50pmMan Demonstrates the Coolest Optical Illusions Ever

Religion is NO Joking matter. However when I die, you better NOT FUCK AROUND your holiness and let me in to heaven since I voted for you and helped your ass get COTD.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 12:56pmMan Demonstrates the Coolest Optical Illusions Ever

LOL, You are on fire.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 12:38pmAngry Villagers Capture and Burn a Leopard Alive

At least now they will only suspect that I am a whore.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 12:21pmAngry Villagers Capture and Burn a Leopard Alive

I'm changing my avi - Unfortunately every time a co-worker looks at my avi at the office, they suspect I’m doing coke. I’m sick and tired of explaining to them that I only shoot heroin and smoke crack.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 12:05pmAngry Villagers Capture and Burn a Leopard Alive

Thanks neebuz, I’m glad you like it. Consider it a gift.
http://img1.jurko.net/126 1269.gif

Posted on: 05/10/2008 10:46amHorrific Footage of a Boy Being Hit by a Car in Turkey

LOL, Be Smart, Be Safe.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 10:32amMan Demonstrates the Coolest Optical Illusions Ever

The next porn magazine to implement this technique will blow Hue Hefner out of the water.

Posted on: 05/10/2008 10:13amAngry Villagers Capture and Burn a Leopard Alive

Fuck me, it looks like even CNN is outsourcing jobs these days.
I could have sworn I just got off the phone with this woman when I called Bank of America.

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