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Too late - :)   Shoutbox: by dizdabiz, March 24 2008 : 9:05pm HAHAHA! LOVED THAT REDNECK DRIVING ETIQUETTE COMMENT! No comments yet Post your comment to Mr_Mortimer: Posted on: 04/23/2008 6:27amHow Not to Jump Over the Side of a Boat into the Water Could have been worse could have chipped an eyebrow Posted on: 04/17/2008 1:36pmThe World Cringes as a Father and Daughter Get Married Nothing wrong with the child except 15 toes on each of it's 3 feet !! Posted on: 04/17/2008 8:05amMary Kate Gets All Naughty on her Web Cam A tight ass, infact so tight- stick a lump o coal up it and in a week it'd be a diamond!! Posted on: 04/17/2008 8:02amDumbass Sets Himself on Fire in Front of his Son "Coz am the unknown stuntman that makes eastwood look so fine" Posted on: 04/17/2008 7:59amWhy You Shouldnt Stand Too Close to a Flipping Nutcase go go go look out!! Too late Posted on: 04/17/2008 7:56amPack of Ruthless Bastards Attack a Kid with Lead Pipes Any time iam taking a beating it's good to know it's good ol fashioned lead striking down on my skull, You can keep your aluminium, am old skool Posted on: 04/17/2008 7:52amFat Woman Gets Swept Away by a Flood in Bolivia so fat you would need to slap the thigh and ride the wave in, so to speak Posted on: 04/17/2008 7:46amHorrible Footage of a Girl Tortured by her Boyfriend that i'll teach her for not having the dinner on the table Posted on: 04/17/2008 7:43amDude Gets Laid Out by the Sucker Punch from Hell it's like that in the hood sometimes Posted on: 04/15/2008 8:16amGroup of Psychotic Sluts Kick and Slap a Defenseless Girl minds me of a joke--- A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report: Most honorable sir, You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see. No fee, Chen Lee. Posted on: 04/15/2008 8:08amDude Violently Attacks his Ex in Front of his New Girlfriend itchy fanny we don't talk anymore Posted on: 04/15/2008 8:05amButterbean Attempts MMA Fighting and Fails Miserably Last time i seen something that fat on it's back Jerry Springer was hiring a crane to release the fatso from it's prison (Sorry Home) Posted on: 03/26/2008 7:03amPissed Off School Girl Delivers a Hard Punch to Some Kid All i asked her was if i could draw her beef curtains Posted on: 03/24/2008 10:29amDude Gets Some Huge Airtime in his Work Truck Redneck Driving Etiquette--- Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving. Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession. Do not remove the marlbro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to piss off. Posted on: 03/24/2008 7:11amDude Gets Some Huge Airtime in his Work Truck What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room? A full set of teeth. Posted on: 03/24/2008 7:08amBodies Lie on the Street After a Bad Accident in Uganda Clic Bus company still the safe way to travel in Uganda seat belts fitted Posted on: 03/22/2008 8:17amSkaters Skull Feels the Pain of a Failed Trick keep going plaese untill you brake your neck, thanks. Posted on: 03/22/2008 8:11amCrazy Soldiers Ghost Ride an Armored Military Vehicle One day this wars gonna end Posted on: 03/22/2008 8:06amDumb Chick Gets Knocked Out Doing a Kegstand Na why run to her help and pick her up, let her swallow her tongue dude she'll be fine Posted on: 03/22/2008 8:04amOlder Guy Hilariously Faceplants After a Dyno Run Pimp My Ride would say "Whats under the hoodie" Well on this occasion is about 4 teeth and a pool of blood Posted on: 03/22/2008 8:01amThe Biggest Girl Fight Ever Breaks Out in Russia her helmet was stifling it narrowed her vision and she must see far. her pink tracksuit was heavy, it threw her off balance and her target was far away Pink tracksuits aho aho ahooooooooooooooo Posted on: 03/22/2008 7:54amMan Gets Knocked Out by a Vicious Knee to the Face When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Posted on: 03/22/2008 7:52amCops Deploy Pepperballs to Stop a Woman From Suicide Detective corporal John Burnell says "the only tears this mad lady will be crying will be in the state penitentiary " Posted on: 03/21/2008 6:14pmWhy You Shouldnt Talk About White Power at a Concert white power turned to brown power in a matter of seconds Posted on: 03/19/2008 11:32amHeroic Fat Woman Saves the Day at a Convenience Store Shortly after this she broke her leg and gravy came out Posted on: 03/18/2008 7:41amThe Stupidest Yet Most Amazing Invention for a Dog Ever Since this video was made jerry the dog has gone on to cornor the market in ball launching machinery and servicing of said machines. On his books include- Tom Cruises dog Biffi who spends most of his day chasing a frisbee thrown by a Jerry the dog machine(Pat Pend). Jerry when asked about the success story was unavalible for comment due to him repeatdly chasing a tennis ball Posted on: 03/18/2008 7:27amAnother Girl Messes Up Pole Dancing Even Worse If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down. Posted on: 03/18/2008 7:21amNeighborhood Vigilante Nearly Kills a Prick Hooligan Thrown into the path of an oncoming car- Not just any car let me tell you but a mint condition Vauxhall Cavy a true teastement to the braking systems on that goddess of the road. Posted on: 03/16/2008 3:55pmPeople Armed with Belts Smack the Shit Out of Each Other Did i hear the topless guy right? shouting- "Do a shit on my face" No wonder they were smacking him with belts Posted on: 03/16/2008 3:49pmMan Gets Smashed with a Bottle After Murdering Someone Well you know the old saying " Never bring a gun to a bottle fight" «  1  2  »  Mr_Mortimer has no favorites at the moment Invited users: Mr_Mortimer didn't invite any users yet

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