Long Jump
Quicksand? I bet they use acid in the steeple chase!
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01/04/2008 8:53pm
Standing on One Finger
Impressive 50Ib fishing line round the ankles.At that breaking strain it's usually visible. ![]()
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01/04/2008 8:46pm
Officer Shot in the Face
Officer down? Down? where? she's as mobile as a ballet dancer.After being shot she continues to run round delirious with the act of bullet dodging.Has to be a uniformed strippergram party gone wrong.
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01/04/2008 8:39pm
Cheese Rolling
They must have been encouraged by their long suffering friends, hoping that this endeavour will either kill them or knock some sense into them.My friends on the left are waiting to console these waste of good air breathers.But in their defence I say,living in Britain they've probably already paid for their treatment many times over through national insurance and taxes-they might as well get their money's worth.Could be worse they could be getting their kicks from lynchings or stoning people to death.I'm not proud to be British,but I'm glad I am ![]()
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01/04/2008 8:23pm
Tight Rope Walking Accident
Should have used the street like everyone else! Time to meet my friends on the left. ![]()
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01/04/2008 7:56pm
Dog Digs the Kitty
I guess he's just going for more grip ![]()
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01/04/2008 7:52pm
Three Low-Flying Fighter Jets
Millions of dollars aircraft,millions of dollars training,but worthless peices of shit flying them.Another example of Americans displaying outrageously foolish actions.Grow up America before the tide turns against you, when it will be too late. ![]()
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01/04/2008 7:48pm
McDonalds Fight
Cavemen.Its a shame they left their flint axes at home,they could've ended this childish brawl a little sooner.Go back to kindergarten and get advice on how to behave from a bunch of four year olds.Or perhaps put them on the front line where they belong.Potential Bush-fodder.
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01/04/2008 7:28pm
Smoking Kills
Clever,but I dont Know whats worse,mindless people smoking themselves to death or little Kids caging poor little creatures.I think this is a lesson for them both. ![]()
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01/04/2008 6:54pm
Man Abuses his Girlfriend While his Son Records
You reap what you sow.This man will end up alone in jail,racked by guilt and self loathing while suffering at the hands of fellow subordinate humans.I bet he is suffering his punishment this very second.
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01/04/2008 6:38pm

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