Stretch

NAME: Ozzie Oswald

LOCATION: Cornwall | AGE: 22

PROFILE VIEWS: 2458 | MEDIA RATED: 6 | COMMENTS: 55

RANK: 1643 | GROUP: The Janitors

Nutcase Gets Revenge on a Hardware Store with his Car
Had buttloads of work to do at uni! Hardly been able to sleep and eat let alone watch the sexy fruits of NT's loins. But i finally caved in and took myself a well deserved break! Had about a weeks worth to catch up on.

Posted on:
03/12/2008 7:02am

Nutcase Gets Revenge on a Hardware Store with his Car
A million dollars in damage? Those must be some fucking expensive hammers.

Posted on:
03/12/2008 4:19am

Runaway Semi Tire Smashes the Windshield of a Van
I used to have a truck tyre as a toy when i was a wee kiddie.
Oh the joys of growing up on a British council estate.

Posted on:
03/12/2008 4:17am

Woman on Stage Accidentally Sets Herself on Fire
You forget, it's a RUSSIAN woman.
'Kiss me or i'll crush you!'

Posted on:
02/24/2008 4:57am

Woman on Stage Accidentally Sets Herself on Fire
Anyone notice that the guy carefully set his drink down before helping her? Man i love the way Russians do stuff.

Posted on:
02/24/2008 4:48am

Fight in NYC Ends with a Nasty Hit and Run Accident
Ahahahahaha i've wanted that car alarm ever since i watched it on Max and Paddy xD

Posted on:
02/09/2008 3:12pm

The Science Behind Taking a Tennis Ball to the Nuts
Yea mine clocked me in the nuts for almost crying with laughter when she farted and i dropped like a sack of shit. I don't think they understand it's not just painful, but you get that horrible sick feeling that stops you talking and makes your eyes bulge!

Posted on:
02/08/2008 7:51am

Road Rage Incident Results in a Knock Out and Arrest
Um because he was the guys son and sounded about 12 years old?

Posted on:
02/07/2008 1:35pm

Husband Pays the Price for Pulling Over to Help his Wife
He just has 'that voice' which i associate with police chases. Same with David Attenborough and documentaries. God Bless you Sir Attenborough <3

Posted on:
02/07/2008 6:52am

Husband Pays the Price for Pulling Over to Help his Wife
See i love watching Police Camera Action over here in Britain, but GOD does that narrator make me wanna pepperspray someone myself. I'd way prefer the American dude with the white hair over this poncey Oxford boy.

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02/07/2008 4:27am

Posted on: 03/12/2008 7:02amNutcase Gets Revenge on a Hardware Store with his Car

Had buttloads of work to do at uni! Hardly been able to sleep and eat let alone watch the sexy fruits of NT's loins. But i finally caved in and took myself a well deserved break! Had about a weeks worth to catch up on.

Posted on: 03/12/2008 4:19amNutcase Gets Revenge on a Hardware Store with his Car

A million dollars in damage? Those must be some fucking expensive hammers.

Posted on: 03/12/2008 4:17amRunaway Semi Tire Smashes the Windshield of a Van

I used to have a truck tyre as a toy when i was a wee kiddie.
Oh the joys of growing up on a British council estate.

Posted on: 02/24/2008 4:57amWoman on Stage Accidentally Sets Herself on Fire

You forget, it's a RUSSIAN woman.
'Kiss me or i'll crush you!'

Posted on: 02/24/2008 4:48amWoman on Stage Accidentally Sets Herself on Fire

Anyone notice that the guy carefully set his drink down before helping her? Man i love the way Russians do stuff.

Posted on: 02/09/2008 3:12pmFight in NYC Ends with a Nasty Hit and Run Accident

Ahahahahaha i've wanted that car alarm ever since i watched it on Max and Paddy xD

Posted on: 02/08/2008 7:51amThe Science Behind Taking a Tennis Ball to the Nuts

Yea mine clocked me in the nuts for almost crying with laughter when she farted and i dropped like a sack of shit. I don't think they understand it's not just painful, but you get that horrible sick feeling that stops you talking and makes your eyes bulge!

Posted on: 02/07/2008 1:35pmRoad Rage Incident Results in a Knock Out and Arrest

Um because he was the guys son and sounded about 12 years old?

Posted on: 02/07/2008 6:52amHusband Pays the Price for Pulling Over to Help his Wife

He just has 'that voice' which i associate with police chases. Same with David Attenborough and documentaries. God Bless you Sir Attenborough <3

Posted on: 02/07/2008 4:27amHusband Pays the Price for Pulling Over to Help his Wife

See i love watching Police Camera Action over here in Britain, but GOD does that narrator make me wanna pepperspray someone myself. I'd way prefer the American dude with the white hair over this poncey Oxford boy.

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