Criminal Barks at Judge Like a Dog
Hold on,I think he's trying to tell us something.
What's that boy? You say you are trying to get the judge to find you mentally incompetent, by barking like a dog and and doing a stevie wonder impression? You say you want to be moved
to a mental facility because your large cell mate has turned your sphincter into the grand canyon?

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12/08/2008 5:50am

Moron Breaks his Ankles Jumping from the Second Floor
Was he trying to reenact a scene from "Dawn of the dead"? That's what happens when you try and pull a "Savini" off the second story in the mall. He should reenact the head vs helicopter rotor blade scene next.

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06/24/2008 5:49am

Dumbass Sets Himself on Fire in Front of his Son
After arguing about the definition of the word "inflammable"with his wife for over an hour, Johnny decided to prove to her that his favorite shirt was indeed fire proof.

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04/17/2008 6:06am

The World Cringes as a Father and Daughter Get Married
Don't forget to tune into their new day-time drama series on CBS this fall entitled "As the world's stomach turns". CBS: "Television has never been this sickening!"

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04/17/2008 5:11am

Model and Photographer Feel the Wrath of a Runway
Why was she trying to cross the runway anyhow?
Was someone on the other side dangling their keys at her? What was going through her mind; "Head up,back straight. Head up,back straight.
Head up. back.....oooh, shiny!" Clunk!
Too much nose candy and not enough food makes you a bit of a dingbat,heh.

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04/05/2008 5:13am

Unlucky Man Burns Alive as People Try to Put Him Out
They were just playing a really intense game of charades. By the way, the answer was "Fantastic four".

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04/03/2008 5:50am

How David Copperfield Made the Statue of Liberty Vanish
About not noticing the movement of the stage or the change in backdrop. That was the purpose of the helicopter. It masked the sounds of the stages movement and kept their attention up and away from the backdrop. Bright light, loud noise, sensory overload. That's a hell of a lot of work,though. If it were me, I would have just poked them all in the eyes with a stick. Now you see it....ouch! shit! Damn! fuck me!.....now you don't. Magic bitch!

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04/03/2008 5:42am

Karate Girl Breaks the Nose of her Opponent
Should have swept that bitch's leg, Johnny!

Posted on:
03/30/2008 5:06am

The Most Ridiculous Karaoke Session Youll Ever See
Is that Amy Winehouse in the middle?
They tried to tell me I was tone deaf. I said, no, no, no!

Posted on:
03/30/2008 4:59am

55 Year Old Iraqi Gets Executed by Al Qaeda
What a waste of time and a bullet. If they would have just waited a couple days he probably would have died of old age.

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03/30/2008 4:56am