Terran Nytefyer

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Chimp Rapes Frog
. . .
NT has officially destroyed my brain with this vid.

Posted on:
08/16/2008 5:14pm

Scream of Death After a Crazy Swing Off a Bridge
As per the laughter at the end of the vid, we now know the true identity of his friends to be Demonspawn, and his friend The Sacrifice.
See, had this been me, with my paralyzing fear of heights, they first would have had to find a way to force me onto the swing. Then, most of the people on planet Earth would be deaf, due to the fact that my bitchly, little girl scream would have shattered eardrums, glass, high-rise buildings, and killed animals.

Posted on:
07/29/2008 2:55am

How Not To do a Flip Over Your Bed
Face, this is Wall; Wall, this is Face. Glad you two could finally meet.

Posted on:
07/29/2008 2:28am

Guy Tasers His Tongue
I REALLY hope that with that shock to his privates, he removed any and all chance of EVER reproducing.

Posted on:
07/29/2008 1:08am

Moron Sticks his Tongue in a Bug Zapper
Too bad he didn't win a Darwin Award; he's still alive. And no Honorable Mention either, since he can, I'm guessing, still reproduce . . . God, I hope not.

Posted on:
07/29/2008 1:07am

Fat Lady Taken Out By Race Car
Shit like this always boggles my mind. What possesses anyone (who isn't suicidal) to step into the pathway of a moving vehicle? We're supposed to have common sense; apparently, it's a lie. Here's you; and then, here's a four-wheeled vehicle that can hurt, crush, maim, flatten, destroy, and/or kill you. You + Stepping Into The Pathway of Said Vehicle = No More You. It's a VERY simple equation.

Posted on:
07/27/2008 11:18am

Catfighting Mother and Daughter Almost Hit By Bus
I find it funny how she does a faceplant in front of the bus and just kind of . . . lies there for a moment. "Oh well, it'll all be over, soon . . . . . . . . . Maybe not."

Posted on:
07/27/2008 10:55am

Mechanic Crushed Under Car
Dammit, you stole my reply.
Cheers to you, good sir!

Posted on:
07/27/2008 10:51am

Freak Revolving Door Accident
I've seen people getting caught in a revolving door before; hell, it's even happened to me (shut up). However, this is the first time I've ever seen one try to EAT someone.

Posted on:
07/27/2008 10:48am

78 People Injured In Bullfight Bleacher Collapse
The Wave . . .
You're doin' it wrong.

Posted on:
07/24/2008 4:20am

Posted on: 08/16/2008 5:14pmChimp Rapes Frog

. . .
NT has officially destroyed my brain with this vid.

Posted on: 07/29/2008 2:55amScream of Death After a Crazy Swing Off a Bridge

As per the laughter at the end of the vid, we now know the true identity of his friends to be Demonspawn, and his friend The Sacrifice.
See, had this been me, with my paralyzing fear of heights, they first would have had to find a way to force me onto the swing. Then, most of the people on planet Earth would be deaf, due to the fact that my bitchly, little girl scream would have shattered eardrums, glass, high-rise buildings, and killed animals.

Posted on: 07/29/2008 2:28amHow Not To do a Flip Over Your Bed

Face, this is Wall; Wall, this is Face. Glad you two could finally meet.

Posted on: 07/29/2008 1:08amGuy Tasers His Tongue

I REALLY hope that with that shock to his privates, he removed any and all chance of EVER reproducing.

Posted on: 07/29/2008 1:07amMoron Sticks his Tongue in a Bug Zapper

Too bad he didn't win a Darwin Award; he's still alive. And no Honorable Mention either, since he can, I'm guessing, still reproduce . . . God, I hope not.

Posted on: 07/27/2008 11:18amFat Lady Taken Out By Race Car

Shit like this always boggles my mind. What possesses anyone (who isn't suicidal) to step into the pathway of a moving vehicle? We're supposed to have common sense; apparently, it's a lie. Here's you; and then, here's a four-wheeled vehicle that can hurt, crush, maim, flatten, destroy, and/or kill you. You + Stepping Into The Pathway of Said Vehicle = No More You. It's a VERY simple equation.

Posted on: 07/27/2008 10:55amCatfighting Mother and Daughter Almost Hit By Bus

I find it funny how she does a faceplant in front of the bus and just kind of . . . lies there for a moment. "Oh well, it'll all be over, soon . . . . . . . . . Maybe not."

Posted on: 07/27/2008 10:51amMechanic Crushed Under Car

Dammit, you stole my reply.
Cheers to you, good sir!

Posted on: 07/27/2008 10:48amFreak Revolving Door Accident

I've seen people getting caught in a revolving door before; hell, it's even happened to me (shut up). However, this is the first time I've ever seen one try to EAT someone.

Posted on: 07/24/2008 4:20am78 People Injured In Bullfight Bleacher Collapse

The Wave . . .
You're doin' it wrong.

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