The DICKman

NAME: DaMoN

LOCATION: Jail, probably. | AGE: 31

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Joey Barton Caught on Tape Beating the Hell Out Of a Guy
That is without a doubt the most ignorant thing I've heard in a long time. I'm pretty sure- no, wait; I'm absolutely sure that I could take a retarded monkey, force feed it nothing but LSD, and I'd hear more intelligent things come out of its ass. Are you high? Shit, am I high? Why the fuck did I even dignify your comment with a response? Normally, I'd just read the comments, maybe feel a little sorry for the person who wrote it(and, as in this case, for the people that have to spend time with that person on a daily basis), and move on. For some reason though, I can't do that in this case. You see; the shit you wrote makes it obvoius to me that you are someone who wants to come off as somewhat intelligent. You act as if you know the politics involved in this "money grabbing war", as you so un-cleverly put it. Well I just had to reply to let you know that you are not, in any way, coming off the way you and I both know you intended to. Your rant came off so fucking far from intelligent, its unbelievable. Listen; pick up a book. Read a newspaper. Go get a fucking puppy for Christ' sake! But please, please, please spare the good people who view these comments the unpleasentness of ever having to read anything as ignorant as what you wrote ever again. I beg of you. Because, honestly, I think remarks as dumb as yours can actually make the reader a little less intelligent. I mean look at me! I've already spent X amount of time replying to someone that I normally wouldn't cross the street to piss on if their head was on fire. Fuck it. I've said enough. Oh yeah, my apologies for using all the 3 or more syllable words, but I could only dumb it up so much. Maybe if I read your comment again...

Posted on:
07/05/2008 6:30am

Good Samaritan Gets Knocked Out For Calling Cops
"Can you hear me- POW!"

Posted on:
07/04/2008 6:43pm

When Building Implosions Go Wrong
I heard they tried to use the same people responsible for 9/11. Too bad Bush was on vacation. Again.

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06/30/2008 5:00am

Celebration Ends When a Soldier Gets Shot in the Gut
Better to take it in the gut than take it up the... nose.

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06/30/2008 4:51am

Bum Fight in a Subway Station with a Shocking Ending
You mean this wasn't another clip of a failed backflip attempt?

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06/30/2008 4:48am

Kinda Hot Ball Girl Makes an Unbelievable Catch
Funny, she looks like a girl that I once caught something from. Let me see her catch 2 using only her mouth and I'll know if its the same girl.

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06/24/2008 12:12am

Cop Chokes Out a Guy While his Friend Tries to Run
I just hope they were wearing condoms.

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06/23/2008 11:45pm

Maniac Knocks Out his Girlfriend with One Punch
I'd do her. And the girl she knocked out.

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06/17/2008 5:10pm

Dude Knocks Another Guy Completely Senseless in a Fight
That guy looked harder to knock out than the chick I date raped last night.

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06/17/2008 5:01pm

Horny Dog Gets Denied and Pleases Itself
Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck its dick.

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06/14/2008 8:19am

Posted on: 07/05/2008 6:30amJoey Barton Caught on Tape Beating the Hell Out Of a Guy

That is without a doubt the most ignorant thing I've heard in a long time. I'm pretty sure- no, wait; I'm absolutely sure that I could take a retarded monkey, force feed it nothing but LSD, and I'd hear more intelligent things come out of its ass. Are you high? Shit, am I high? Why the fuck did I even dignify your comment with a response? Normally, I'd just read the comments, maybe feel a little sorry for the person who wrote it(and, as in this case, for the people that have to spend time with that person on a daily basis), and move on. For some reason though, I can't do that in this case. You see; the shit you wrote makes it obvoius to me that you are someone who wants to come off as somewhat intelligent. You act as if you know the politics involved in this "money grabbing war", as you so un-cleverly put it. Well I just had to reply to let you know that you are not, in any way, coming off the way you and I both know you intended to. Your rant came off so fucking far from intelligent, its unbelievable. Listen; pick up a book. Read a newspaper. Go get a fucking puppy for Christ' sake! But please, please, please spare the good people who view these comments the unpleasentness of ever having to read anything as ignorant as what you wrote ever again. I beg of you. Because, honestly, I think remarks as dumb as yours can actually make the reader a little less intelligent. I mean look at me! I've already spent X amount of time replying to someone that I normally wouldn't cross the street to piss on if their head was on fire. Fuck it. I've said enough. Oh yeah, my apologies for using all the 3 or more syllable words, but I could only dumb it up so much. Maybe if I read your comment again...

Posted on: 07/04/2008 6:43pmGood Samaritan Gets Knocked Out For Calling Cops

"Can you hear me- POW!"

Posted on: 06/30/2008 5:00amWhen Building Implosions Go Wrong

I heard they tried to use the same people responsible for 9/11. Too bad Bush was on vacation. Again.

Posted on: 06/30/2008 4:51amCelebration Ends When a Soldier Gets Shot in the Gut

Better to take it in the gut than take it up the... nose.

Posted on: 06/30/2008 4:48amBum Fight in a Subway Station with a Shocking Ending

You mean this wasn't another clip of a failed backflip attempt?

Posted on: 06/24/2008 12:12amKinda Hot Ball Girl Makes an Unbelievable Catch

Funny, she looks like a girl that I once caught something from. Let me see her catch 2 using only her mouth and I'll know if its the same girl.

Posted on: 06/23/2008 11:45pmCop Chokes Out a Guy While his Friend Tries to Run

I just hope they were wearing condoms.