This is exactly why Andy Dick stopped carrying a cell phone.

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Posted: 01/06/2009  | Views: 44811  | Comments (58)

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After watching this video maybe getting herpes and/or pregnant from a toilet seat isn't so far fetched after all.

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Posted: 02/11/2009  | Views: 161091  | Comments (73)

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Not that he would want to for a while but he definitely wont be having sex any time soon.

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Posted: 04/08/2009  | Views: 78404  | Comments (153)

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This badass monkey gets two free rides for the price of one.

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Posted: 05/27/2009  | Views: 78623  | Comments (120)

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It's too bad the shooter wasn't an Asian girl because they are used to having things explode in their faces. In fact they enjoy it.

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Posted: 06/09/2009  | Views: 95579  | Comments (122)

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This is a great way to get your girlfriend off her fat ass and into the kitchen or bedroom.

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Posted: 07/03/2009  | Views: 103956  | Comments (129)

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I bet his favorite band is Fountains of Pain.

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Posted: 05/08/2009  | Views: 79781  | Comments (105)

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Just when you thought all tuba players were losers, you ...were right. But this one manages to do something cool.

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Posted: 05/08/2008  | Views: 64528  | Comments (119)

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And that will definitely be his career-defining moment without a doubt.

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Posted: 07/12/2007  | Views: 52581  | Comments (73)

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The end of this video should be bronzed and immediately filed in the Internet hall of fame.

Category: Accidents

Posted: 04/24/2007  | Views: 32450  | Comments (26)

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