Hi, my name is Guy Smiley, I used to be on Sesame Street as a reporter but my monthly drug test came back positive for weed and LSD. I was fired and tried to get a job on the electric company but they went out of business. CNN said I was to much of a loose cannon and Fox news told me I was too smart. So now I just roam the internet making comments and trying to relive my glory days. If any of you out there can see your way clear to lending me a few dollars, I will make sure I pay you back once I get back on my feet. Thanks. - Guy Smiley

I don't know whether to feel insulted or...what.

Thanks for all of the kind words & glad to see that, with the exception of skinz, that everyone is just joking. Glad to hear you like the funny crap that comes out of my mouth!

Don't talk shit to the regs. But I do enjoy your comments.

If I have offended any Jews, Blacks, (African Americans, Skinnys, ) Well you get the Idea. I am truly SORRY. (Excluding any and all radical Muslims) (May you all burn in hell heathens) Well back to what I was saying. I am not a RACIST!!! I love me some black girls. I do not even mind when I see a black person (African American you get my point) with a white women. Because I know she is getting the ass whooping she needs every day by The Racist of the world. So my apology to you all. (Excluding any and all Radical Muslim scum bags)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuXTV8YYtj0

I bet you stick that bottle up your ass every knight dont you. You must be a Toad Too. Пошел на хуй Черного мать собака