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Umbrageous

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RANK: #92

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Aspiring Regulars

Real name: Shady
Location: Merrie Olde England
Age: 31

Profile views: 12781
Media rated: 116
Media viewed: 261
Comments: 692

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Hold it down, man!

This guy is insane...but hey, it's his territory so he's allowed to hit a random car with a crow bar!

Category: Shocking

Umbrageous's log:

Date: 09/07/2008 4:35amRally Car Crashes Into Shed

Comment: Kinda - :red - :grin

Date: 09/07/2008 4:30amRally Car Crashes Into Shed

Comment: Lowest form of wit.-But still wit..thumbs up for you Mr Pume - ;)

Date: 09/07/2008 4:37amSkanky Bitch Catfight on Subway

Comment: No offense intended Kyle. But reading that comment just made me think of Robocop - :grin

Date: 09/07/2008 4:18amCliff Jump Dirt Bike Faceplant

Comment: Wow..how do you follow that? - :rolleyes

Date: 09/07/2008 4:27amOut of Control Biker Crushes Face on Metal Post

Comment: He forgot to read his post-hit notes! - :rolleyes -No.............really - :rolleyes

Shoutbox:

by liacon, September 7 2008 : 4:18am

Sir I love the medals so much that I will no longer post on NT as long as there is COTD. I do admire your intelligence. However if you grew up in the kind of enviroment I grew up in, I think you might see the world a little different. I'll still see you in the forums from time to time. Take care....Ken

by piss off!, September 6 2008 : 5:11am

Cheers,
Right back at ya!

by piss off!, September 5 2008 : 11:56am

Hey man, just dropped by to introduce myself.
Say, have a good one.
And leave ya these,

by mightyaphrodite, September 5 2008 : 10:10am

Sorry I had to delete your comment from his Shoutbox, today is his B-Day and I don't want him to come home and read that.
BTW I am very much real and yes I am the smarter half

by JayZ, September 5 2008 : 7:42am

Thanks, I enjoy making Liacorn angry, he's such a lil bitch about COTD it makes me happy when he is angry (his whole life revolves around NT) him and his FAKE wife! 3 for you!

by liacon, September 5 2008 : 3:43am

Hey Umb, rumor has it that the only thing you enjoy more than "ownage" is a big black cock from time to time. If that's the case, mine isn't black but it's really long and thick, in case your interested.......just saying Have a great day sir
"How's that for "ownage"

by Buster Hymen, September 5 2008 : 3:40am

Well only got two eyes, but I'll try.

by COTD SUCKS SHIT OUTTA ASSHOLES, September 3 2008 : 2:08am

Superman can tell anyone hes clark kent. But i will seriously take your advice in consideration

by dizdabiz, September 3 2008 : 1:26am

IT AINT THE VOICES THAT IM WORRIED ABOUT,ITS THE FUCKING ZOMBIES,MONSTERS AND ALIENS THAT IM WATCHING MY BACK FOR NOW! HAHAHAHA!

by COTD SUCKS SHIT OUTTA ASSHOLES, September 3 2008 : 12:58am

ay, congrat THIS.

by dizdabiz, September 2 2008 : 5:48pm

HOWS LIFE THERE PAL?

by Red6ixx, September 2 2008 : 4:13am

yeah i know - its not like any of us work down mines or offshore or any other 'easy' job is it.

by liacon, September 2 2008 : 3:50am

I've been catching up with alot of your comments about me in the forums lately. My first thought was Daaaaaammmnn nigga, I must of really pissed you off for you to spend that much time ripping on me
You wouldn't know who was behind running my votes up last night would you

by boobie.bird, September 1 2008 : 3:21pm

Thanks honey. Utah trip this year perhaps?

by Tapeworm, August 31 2008 : 9:08am

Message received.

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Posted on: 09/07/2008 4:55amRally Car Crashes Into Shed

Kinda

Posted on: 09/07/2008 4:42amRally Car Crashes Into Shed

Lowest form of wit.
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But still wit..thumbs up for you Mr Pume

Posted on: 09/07/2008 4:40amSkanky Bitch Catfight on Subway

No offense intended Kyle. But reading that comment just made me think of Robocop

Posted on: 09/07/2008 4:29amCliff Jump Dirt Bike Faceplant

Wow..how do you follow that?

Posted on: 09/07/2008 4:27amOut of Control Biker Crushes Face on Metal Post

He forgot to read his post-hit notes!
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No.............really

Posted on: 09/07/2008 4:02amSkanky Bitch Catfight on Subway

@Whoever writes the captions now. You fucking blow!
You along with the COTD whiners are sucking the life from NT!

Posted on: 09/07/2008 4:00amOut of Control Biker Crushes Face on Metal Post

Y hallo thar. My name is Liacon, I want to kill COTD as I hav 2manny, run my votes up 4 anova sexi COTD pleaze!
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p.s I l0ve Umbi..but I lovez de c0ck moar!!!

Posted on: 08/31/2008 6:30amDumb Woman in SUV Drives Through Laundromat

OK, the jokes over now, the experiment failed.
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Girls return your car keys to the nearest adult male!

Posted on: 08/31/2008 6:27amHuge Gun Recoils Into Womans Face

Last time a woman held my weapon and it went off in her face, it was much messier than this.
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She's lucky really.

Posted on: 08/28/2008 12:11pmEvil Assholes Toss Puppy Into Alligator Pit

Prince Planet on Aug 28 08 : 10:27am wrote:
Half you tards on here crack me up! This is one of the most racist, sexist violent sites your gonna find and you all jsut love to see the sick shit that goes on between humans (and there are all kinds of innocent HUMAN victims on here too) but let something happen to a puppy or frog and all of the sudden your all of high moral character. give me a fukin break. We all come here for the same reason..a fascination with the weird, sick, violent, stupid morbid side of life and to make funny comments about it. Get off your high horses and quit pretending your above it all...cuz your knee deep in it!
Very well said. Sure this is sick. But no more sick then the kik being thrown off a pier..yet this gets double the comments

Posted on: 08/20/2008 9:33amBlack Kids Reduce White Kid to Tears

Haha, burn! @ anubiz
liacon on Aug 20 08 : 4:33am wrote:
Hey everybody be careful of what you type. You don't want to offend any of the Self hating, guilt filled whitey, leftist, pussy ass, spinless, punk bitches, that will be crying about racist remarks!"No offense Krazy"
Who would have guessed.
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1, The self haters are the racists who so hate themselves and their failures in life so much that they seek to project it onto anyone different to themselves.
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2, Guilt filled? for what? I never had any slaves so I'm ok with me...Yay me \0/
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3, Leftist...Just WTF does that mean...do you know?
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4, The rest of it? over emphasis to weaken an already weak point.
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I know it hurts you and your type that you can't write what you really think about black people here. But to me it's an endless source of amusement that a) you can't and b) that racists don't realise that there is a good reason nobody wants it on their website. It's offensive, incorrect, harmful, 1950's "get the fuck to the back off the bus" bullshit.
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Wake up this is the 21st century!

Posted on: 08/20/2008 9:16amReally Distracting Shoe Shine

pfft call that a fucking shoe shine. THIS is a shoe shine!
1. Spread a medium-thick layer of paste polish over the portion of the boot to be spit shined.
2. Allow it to dry for 5 to 10 minutes.
3. Wrap a soft, clean cloth around your index finger so that it is smooth (no wrinkles). Alternately, you can use a cotton ball. Dip your finger or the cotton ball into a container of water. The cloth/cotton should be wet, but not dripping.
4. Buff the dried polish (using a circular motion) with the wet cloth/cotton ball, until the wax starts to become shiney.
5. Still using the damp rag on your finger, apply a fine layer of polish in a circular motion and keep on rubbing lightly until a hazy shine develops.
6. Using the (now) damp cloth, or cotton ball, keep applying THIN coats of wax, buffing them with a small circular motion.
7. When the boot is highly glossed, use a clean dry soft cloth or a shining brush to give it a final buff.
She didn't even TRY!

Posted on: 08/20/2008 9:11amDrunk White Trash Moms Fight in the Street

The ONE thing worse than the lame bastard laughing and filming @ two girls fighting, is the guy stood over them fapping...i.e me

Posted on: 08/09/2008 6:32amInsane Soccer Hooligan Fight On a Bus

Do you really think lads from football "firms" wear team colours?
It's not a good idea when coppers are looking for you.
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"At the lane at the lane.
Yeah they're all fucking wankers at the lane!"
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UTO&UTOCS
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OwlsFL!

Posted on: 08/09/2008 6:26amInsane Soccer Hooligan Fight On a Bus

Pumekuhp on Aug 9 08 : 6:26am wrote:
Umbrageous is in this video: "It's called football, not soccer, motherfucker! I hope you get ball cancer!"..and it was on.

Posted on: 08/01/2008 11:43pmTechnician Causes Server Room To Explode

Looked more like he was winding a circuit breaker in to me...or tensioning a circuit breaker spring. On those type of panels you often have to manually wind a handle to make the breaker lift up onto the bus-bar connections then pump a handle to tension the breaker spring before closing it. He probably closed onto a short, a cable earthed down for testing or, some douche worked to the maxim "red to black and blue to bits"

Posted on: 08/01/2008 4:27amTechnician Causes Server Room To Explode

kill-9 on Aug 1 08 : 6:10am wrote:
Funny to read all the puns about servers. I would guess that not many on here would know what an actual server looks like. Considering there are none in the video. Who names these videos anyways?
Must admit it looks much more like a Substation HV switchgear bank.

Posted on: 08/01/2008 4:24amWorkers Get Badly Electrocuted and Burned

paintedhorse on Aug 1 08 : 6:09am wrote:
i do this stuff for a living , this video makes me sick.
You get blown up and BBQ'ed for a living? I fucking hope that pays well

Posted on: 08/01/2008 4:17amGiant Tree Ripped From Cement Almost Crushes Car

Looks like a staged scene to me. Anyway if a tree falls in a city, does it prompt philosophers to ask stupid questions regarding trees falling elsewhere?

Posted on: 08/01/2008 4:13amWheel of Fortune Dumbass Contestant

The term "epic fail" was coined with this guy in mind

Posted on: 08/01/2008 4:10amWoman In a Hurry Crashes Hard on Shopping Cart

What's the difference between an NT troll and a shopping trolley?
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A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

Posted on: 08/01/2008 4:08amTechnician Causes Server Room To Explode

It wasn't his fault, it was 8am Eastern and every no-lifer on the internets had logged in all at once to make the first comments on NT
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Hi, fellow no-lifers

Posted on: 08/01/2008 4:05amGirl Cracks Bottle Over Guys Head During Fight

Better than the stiletto I got hit with..and better than the Scrotum twist I got off another crazy cow..at least he got to taste some free beer

Posted on: 08/01/2008 4:04amWorkers Get Badly Electrocuted and Burned

I work for the Samaritans and got a call last night from a Muslim guy who was threatening to kill himself. He said he was close to some overhead electrical cables. I told him to hold the line.
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@Scott. And wind generated electricity would be safer how?

Posted on: 07/27/2008 4:55amCatfighting Mother and Daughter Almost Hit By Bus

I hate the word "almost" almost as much as I hate the word "near"

Posted on: 07/27/2008 4:54amMechanic Crushed Under Car

I took my car in for repair last week. The mechanic fixed it in two minutes.
"Just shit in the air filter" he said.
"Really?" I said "How often do I have to do that then?"

Posted on: 07/27/2008 4:48amMechanic Crushed Under Car

So tempting to say.
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What do you call a guy with a car on his head?
Jack!
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But I won't cos it's lame

Posted on: 07/27/2008 4:46amVictim of Gnarly Car Accident Pleas for Help

Walk it off faggot

Posted on: 07/25/2008 5:32amMean Dad Messes With Daughter

Nutmik on Jul 25 08 : 6:54am wrote:
Just comment dont try and get front page... real pros get front page from being real and funny how long did it take u to think of this one :P
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Personally I'd rather read 200 irrelevant or even unfunny and long winded jokes than one boring whine from the likes of you, Have a virtual beer and STFU or make a decent comment yourself

Posted on: 07/25/2008 4:39amMean Dad Messes With Daughter

While we are on the subject of phone pranks. The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme.
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They sent me Diana Ross

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Lone Mexican Versus Americans at an Anti Mexican Protest

I think I saw the one guy at Taco Bell the other day. I'm so telling his fellow anti-Mexican peeps.

Category: Fights

Posted: 05/20/2007 | Views: 40029 | Comments (158)

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Nothing Toxic Extreme Entertainment

Some people are so evil - but this prank is so freakin' funny

Category: Funny

Posted: 10/10/2005 | Views: 38791 | Comments (18)

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Vincent Ferrari Cancel AOL account

Not only does Vincent Ferrari have the coolest name, he was also cool enough to record his conversation with a pathetic AOL rep. I'm not sure why anyone would even use AOL in the first place...it's more expensive than broadband, but it's dial-up speeds. If you use AOL, cancel today and stop getting ripped off...but watch this video first so you see that you basically have to threaten the rep's life to get it canceled.

Category: Funny

Posted: 06/25/2006 | Views: 34015 | Comments (21)

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Healing Through Ejaculation

That's an interesting strategy...

Category: Videos

Posted: 08/06/2006 | Views: 49148 | Comments (7)

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Proof of God by a Banana Video | Kirk Cameron

This guy has the strangest argument for the existence of God I have ever heard. And there are way too many sexual undertones.

Category: Cool

Posted: 04/26/2006 | Views: 31505 | Comments (32)

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Idiot Regretfully Picks a Fight with the Wrong Dude

*Warning: very bloody, like a vampire or a tampon* I think this video's been around a while but after yesterday's insane, senseless beating, it's important to show at least someone getting what they deserve. It'll help balance the universe a little.

Category: Fights

Posted: 08/17/2007 | Views: 141646 | Comments (77)

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