If by some miracle I ever have sex with Marisa Miller I will most likely produce roughly the same explosion in less than one minute.

Category: Accidents

Posted: 01/23/2009  | Views: 53246  | Comments (36)

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Seriously can you name another species that pulls crap like that for fun or to look cool?

Category: Shocking

Posted: 09/03/2008  | Views: 92857  | Comments (78)

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This has to be the first case in recorded history where an Asian man actually got his penis stuck in something. I mean how small was that park bench hole???

Category: Funny

Posted: 08/12/2008  | Views: 67527  | Comments (132)

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I had to watch this twice to truly appreciate its simplicity, yet greatness. There's a good chance I'm just easily amused.

Category: Funny

Posted: 02/09/2007  | Views: 199682  | Comments (46)

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I think he'll be there til the street sweeper cleans him up in a few days. Ouch.

Category: Fights

Posted: 07/14/2007  | Views: 49800  | Comments (33)

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Everything was going well until the Jackie Chan of convenient store clerks showed up. Then it was lights out.

Category: Shocking

Posted: 06/30/2007  | Views: 59309  | Comments (75)

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Now I'm gonna be spitting and feeling the back of my neck all day. Great.

Category: Bizarre

Posted: 02/21/2007  | Views: 25244  | Comments (39)

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No one should be surprised. It's pretty much the only way a tank can say hi back.

Category: Shocking

Posted: 07/01/2008  | Views: 121908  | Comments (182)

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There's nothing quite as satisfying as getting punched so hard you don't know where the hell you are. As long as it's happening to someone else.

Category: Fights

Posted: 05/01/2007  | Views: 53351  | Comments (23)

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The one who wants to fight looks like he just walked out of a pokemon tournament. He shouldn't be challenging anyone.

Category: Fights

Posted: 06/23/2008  | Views: 54641  | Comments (124)

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