by horseface-1981, November 13 2009 : 5:34pm

gallop gallop ile whotch your back myarse,go for a pissssssssss first,put it back in a bucket add two level tea spoons of suger,leave for eight hours,you can repeate the process up to five times thats why its speciel

by horseface-1981, November 13 2009 : 4:29pm

gallop gallop myarse ive got the best turnip cider,mixed with a toutch of bobobumwart,it was a piece that dropped of him i salvadged from the great horse trial,last week,apparantly a warty substance that puts the tang into horseys speciel turnip cider well whot do you say,c`os your a mate i can give you 4 gallons of the stuff,HOMER can you just hold this bucket well i fill it up for our friend no charge ,but make it last the weekend PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS now homer please can you trot this over to myarse`s place,OK HORSE ,well get along then,paw paw

by hubbledriver, November 13 2009 : 4:08pm

the fuker has his phone off(he must be on the piss)i wonder

by mrmojo, November 13 2009 : 3:47pm

Happy Birthday Mick! Hope you have a good one. Salute!

by blamehofman, November 13 2009 : 2:26pm

Happy birthday to you squashed tomatoes and spew bread and butter in the gutter happy birthday to you , happy birthday Mick

by horseface-1981, November 13 2009 : 1:48pm

gallop gallop same to you mick dont drink all the turnip whine mate

by Mcmeat Spanky, November 13 2009 : 12:36pm

maybe I'll take your avatar and change my name to MyAss??? what do you think???

by blamehofman, November 13 2009 : 12:08pm

friday the 13th dont scare us have a great one arse

by hubbledriver, November 13 2009 : 11:38am

happy birthday tomorrow,all i can offer you are some if you had the time i could ring me dad,hes great with the ggs,never lets me down.

by myarse, November 13 2009 : 11:32am

its my birthday 2 morro lads n lasses, im off out now so post your b/day cards to my sb. if theres cash in them send them to england c/o myarse