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Real name: Paul
Location: New Zealand
Age: 34

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Date: 08/23/2008 6:57pmCop Car Pulverizes Dumb Deer

Comment: Its Disney's live action sequal to Bambi

Date: 08/12/2008 11:26pmFatal Bell 47 Helicopter Crash

Comment: The tragic results of trying to airlift Rosie O'Donnell

Date: 08/12/2008 11:29pmAsian Man Humps Bench Gets Dick Stuck In Hole

Comment: .....or someone told him to take a seat.

Date: 08/12/2008 11:10pmAsian Man Humps Bench Gets Dick Stuck In Hole

Comment: Someone is taking the piss........which might have worked in this case.

Date: 08/09/2008 10:31pmRock Climber Falls to Horribly Painful Death

Comment: Nice septuplet summersault. Landing was a bit sloppy. I give it 7.2

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Posted on: 08/23/2008 6:22pmCop Car Pulverizes Dumb Deer

Its Disney's live action sequal to Bambi

Posted on: 08/12/2008 11:55pmFatal Bell 47 Helicopter Crash

The tragic results of trying to airlift Rosie O'Donnell

Posted on: 08/12/2008 11:41pmAsian Man Humps Bench Gets Dick Stuck In Hole

.....or someone told him to take a seat.

Posted on: 08/12/2008 11:26pmAsian Man Humps Bench Gets Dick Stuck In Hole

Someone is taking the piss........which might have worked in this case.

Posted on: 08/09/2008 10:12pmRock Climber Falls to Horribly Painful Death

Nice septuplet summersault. Landing was a bit sloppy. I give it 7.2

Posted on: 08/09/2008 10:07pmFamily on Safari Watches 2 Lions Viciously Kill a Giraffe

Silly Bitches. Do they think the chickens slaughtered to make their McNuggets are licked to death by Kittens?

Posted on: 07/25/2008 6:31pmVicious Seagull Slowly Murders Blackbird

Thats one way to establish a pecking order

Posted on: 07/02/2008 5:06amIncredible Footage of an Insane Rabbit Defending Itself

Dirty Harery

Posted on: 07/02/2008 4:35amTaking Care of a Suspected IED in a Dead Donkey

If you fuck with us, we'll pop a cap in your ass.

Posted on: 07/02/2008 4:10amMan in China Gets Crushed to Death by a Falling Wall

Obviously china is ready for when they introduce Squash as an olympic event

Posted on: 05/27/2008 2:35amHow an Asshole Brother Gets his Sister to Stop Singing

If only someone had done this to Bjork when she was younger........and maybe feed her oats

Posted on: 05/27/2008 2:15amPicnic at the Park Turns into a Very Unexpected Surprise

Don't worry Toto, he's just had a house fall on him.

Posted on: 05/27/2008 1:56amMan Gets Electrocuted After Being Tied to a Wire

just shows the shocking state of current affairs.

Posted on: 05/27/2008 1:31amAftermath of Two People Stoned to Death for Adultery

In the middle east you commit adulty and get stoned, here we do it the other way around.

Posted on: 03/29/2008 4:33amMass Exorcism Rids Gang Members of their Inner Demons

I make a cocktail that has this effect.

Posted on: 03/29/2008 4:19amUnedited Version of Bjorks Twisted Stalker Killing Himself

bjork is the source of that horrible noise playing in the background. the navy use her cds to frighten whales away from their submarines.

Posted on: 03/14/2008 1:30amUnedited Version of Bjorks Twisted Stalker Killing Himself

having to listen to that horrible caterwauling would probably drive me nuts too.

Posted on: 03/14/2008 1:03amDisgusting Aftermath of a Bus that Drove Off a Cliff

Typical public transport. Everyones dead, and your still in a que.

Posted on: 03/14/2008 12:34amHorrific Aftermath of a Brutal Bloody Murder

This is why your mother always tells you to put on clean underwear.

Posted on: 03/04/2008 2:36amPoor Bastard Gets his Hand Chopped Off With a Machete

Just goes to show: never steal anything if its second hand.

Posted on: 02/26/2008 3:23am99 Words for Boobies

In order of size: nips, blips, nubs, stubbs, bloopers, droopers & JESUS!!!!!

Posted on: 02/20/2008 1:34amPerhaps the Most Disgusting Thing in the World

mmmm now all we need is some fava beans and a nice chianti

Posted on: 02/20/2008 12:54amCrazy Couples Caught Doing It In Weird Places

Thats gonna put a dampener on some kids birthday party.

Posted on: 02/20/2008 12:11amWoman Beater Gets Sliced Up Like a Freakin Pizza

Well he won't do that again will he?

Posted on: 02/17/2008 9:39pmThe Awful Murders and Truth Behind Making Diamonds

So the moral of the story is don't buy your girlfriend diamonds. Buy her a new bed, a vacuum cleaner and some pots.

Posted on: 02/14/2008 4:52amAwesome Footage of a Camel Spider Eating a Lizard

They are bloody fast and their bite is necrotic. I suggest they squash the fucker and buy a kitten

Posted on: 02/13/2008 11:11pmWhy You Should Stay Far Away from Venezuelan Prisons

The tragic result of someone saying "i wouldn't be seen dead in hotpants"

Posted on: 02/01/2008 2:53amAftermath of a Man Who Hit a Fence at 120mph

Hey man. Why the long face?

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