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Drunk Driver Slams Through a Store and Hits Someone
This brings to mind a question.... Are all the convenience stores in India run by Americans?
Just a thought

Posted on:
05/03/2008 9:58am

Never Poll the Audience on the French Millionaire Show

Sgt.Amechan on Mar 7 08 : 11:16pm wrote:
in his defence... the moon doesnt rotate around the earth... it revolves

I'm thinking that was an error made by whoever translated this, but yeah, that's right... just can't believe over 100 other people have commented and didn't catch that!
I don't care what his excuse is, he needs to be horsewhipped for that answer. This would have been one of the first three questions on the american version of Millionaire and only a fucking worthless retard(or 90% of Alabama-bred americans, same thing) would have gotten it wrong.

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03/22/2008 12:37pm

Some Dude Gets a Concrete Facial on a Failed Stunt
Dad: Congratulations son, that gets you a free trip to the whorehouse!
Toothless flipper in the vid: Gee dad, does that mean I won't be a virgin anymore?
Dad: Nope, it means you better not come back with less than $1000 you little bastard! Now git!

Posted on:
03/22/2008 12:05pm

Some Dude Gets a Concrete Facial on a Failed Stunt

cuff57 on Mar 22 08 : 12:13am wrote:
what a jerk off i get tired of watching these fucken idiots trying these stunts to get on the internet i hope he knocked out his teeth

Then quit clicking on them! go somefuckingwhere else and let others enjoy commenting/reading the funny comments about the dumbasses without someone whining about something no one twisted their arm to watch

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03/22/2008 11:59am

Motorcycle with a Jet Engine
yeah, this is the same model bike Leno owns, but I don't think that's him riding it. And it isn't fake ya dweebs, it's actually built using an old helicopter turbine but I don't remember which chopper it comes from. You can look this up in Leno's column on the Popular Mechanics website if you think it's fake

Posted on:
03/22/2008 11:49am

Dude Claiming to be the King Stomps Another Guy
I'm quite surprised that no one has pointed out the fact that both of these anal fissures have EXACTLY the same skin tone on the video. Realizing that, where the hell did all this racist shit come from? it's just a stupid asshole beating up a stupid bitch now, not a black guy beating up a white guy, so all you KKK assholes can go fuck yourselves b/c we all know black on black crime doesn't concern you douchbags like you!
As for the video, drop a tactical nuke on that block of Chicago and video it for NT, it would be much more entertaining

Posted on:
03/19/2008 10:59am

Woman Beater Gets Sliced Up Like a Freakin Pizza
I'd like to know what he actually did to get chopped like that. If he was beating on someone else's wife, then the punishment wasn't severe enough.
As to the blood issue: those look like fairly clean cuts, not ragged sawing cuts. The arteries will close themselves off by contracting tightly at the point of the cut when you go into shock if they aren't too ragged. looks like this guy would have gone into shock in about thirteen seconds.

Posted on:
03/17/2008 7:11am

Why You Should Never Try to Outrun the Police
oh yeah, forgot to comment on the vid.
I agree with whoever said to shoot the nimrod and help the people in the suv, but don't leave him bleeding in the street. Just go for the headshot cuz he doesn't belong in the gene pool anyway

Posted on:
03/09/2008 5:47pm

Why You Should Never Try to Outrun the Police

Please god tell me where you learned some stupid shit like that. If you slow down to 15 to cross an intersection without a stop sign in our direction and I'm behind you or in the car with you I promise you will die by my bare hands(unless you're like 90, then you just need to not be driving anyway)

Posted on:
03/09/2008 5:40pm

Posted on: 05/03/2008 9:58amDrunk Driver Slams Through a Store and Hits Someone

This brings to mind a question.... Are all the convenience stores in India run by Americans?
Just a thought

Posted on: 03/22/2008 12:37pmNever Poll the Audience on the French Millionaire Show

Sgt.Amechan on Mar 7 08 : 11:16pm wrote:
in his defence... the moon doesnt rotate around the earth... it revolves
I'm thinking that was an error made by whoever translated this, but yeah, that's right... just can't believe over 100 other people have commented and didn't catch that!
I don't care what his excuse is, he needs to be horsewhipped for that answer. This would have been one of the first three questions on the american version of Millionaire and only a fucking worthless retard(or 90% of Alabama-bred americans, same thing) would have gotten it wrong.

Posted on: 03/22/2008 12:05pmSome Dude Gets a Concrete Facial on a Failed Stunt

Dad: Congratulations son, that gets you a free trip to the whorehouse!
Toothless flipper in the vid: Gee dad, does that mean I won't be a virgin anymore?
Dad: Nope, it means you better not come back with less than $1000 you little bastard! Now git!

Posted on: 03/22/2008 11:59amSome Dude Gets a Concrete Facial on a Failed Stunt

cuff57 on Mar 22 08 : 12:13am wrote:
what a jerk off i get tired of watching these fucken idiots trying these stunts to get on the internet i hope he knocked out his teeth

Then quit clicking on them! go somefuckingwhere else and let others enjoy commenting/reading the funny comments about the dumbasses without someone whining about something no one twisted their arm to watch

Posted on: 03/22/2008 11:49amMotorcycle with a Jet Engine

yeah, this is the same model bike Leno owns, but I don't think that's him riding it. And it isn't fake ya dweebs, it's actually built using an old helicopter turbine but I don't remember which chopper it comes from. You can look this up in Leno's column on the Popular Mechanics website if you think it's fake

Posted on: 03/19/2008 10:59amDude Claiming to be the King Stomps Another Guy

I'm quite surprised that no one has pointed out the fact that both of these anal fissures have EXACTLY the same skin tone on the video. Realizing that, where the hell did all this racist shit come from? it's just a stupid asshole beating up a stupid bitch now, not a black guy beating up a white guy, so all you KKK assholes can go fuck yourselves b/c we all know black on black crime doesn't concern you douchbags like you!
As for the video, drop a tactical nuke on that block of Chicago and video it for NT, it would be much more entertaining

Posted on: 03/17/2008 7:11amWoman Beater Gets Sliced Up Like a Freakin Pizza

I'd like to know what he actually did to get chopped like that. If he was beating on someone else's wife, then the punishment wasn't severe enough.
As to the blood issue: those look like fairly clean cuts, not ragged sawing cuts. The arteries will close themselves off by contracting tightly at the point of the cut when you go into shock if they aren't too ragged. looks like this guy would have gone into shock in about thirteen seconds.

Posted on: 03/09/2008 5:47pmWhy You Should Never Try to Outrun the Police

oh yeah, forgot to comment on the vid.
I agree with whoever said to shoot the nimrod and help the people in the suv, but don't leave him bleeding in the street. Just go for the headshot cuz he doesn't belong in the gene pool anyway

Posted on: 03/09/2008 5:40pmWhy You Should Never Try to Outrun the Police

Meconium on Mar 9 08 : 5:50pm wrote:
No shit! When you approach an intersection without stop signs, you slow to 15 mph, and your mother's a dolt from Jersy! gocolts on Mar 9 08 : 4:06pm wrote:It wasn't a four way stop you dolt.
Please god tell me where you learned some stupid shit like that. If you slow down to 15 to cross an intersection without a stop sign in our direction and I'm behind you or in the car with you I promise you will die by my bare hands(unless you're like 90, then you just need to not be driving anyway)

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