When Funerals Go Really Really Wrong
When was this funeral held - on national dress down to look like a dosser day?

Posted on:
02/09/2009 1:25am

When Funerals Go Really Really Wrong
And did anyone notice one how one of the coffin lowerers takes a nose dive into the grave.
Hilarious

Posted on:
02/06/2009 5:47am

When Funerals Go Really Really Wrong
Undertaker to relatives:
"I am most terribly sorry for this unfortunate accident. Please come with me now to the waiting area and I will ensure that all matters are taken care of properly. I just need to speak to our staff before we leave".
Undertaker to gravediggers:
"You stupid fucks. Bung some earth on top when we've gone and fill it up quick. He's not gonna care one way or the other which way up he is".
Undertaker to relatives:
"I have just confirmed all necessary arrangements with our grave excavation specialists. Please come with me now".

Posted on:
02/06/2009 5:36am

Russian Parkour Kid Roof Jump Epic Failure
Difficult to type - laughing too much
I guess whewn his friends scraped him off the factory floor he realised that his parkour days were over

Posted on:
01/20/2009 1:07am

Robbers Neck Squished by Store Security Window
What a shame it didn't break his neck, or at least slowly throttle him to death.
Never mind - filthy scum like this will be back stealing fairly soon and maybe next time he will be painfully and seriously hurt or, even better, killed.

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01/16/2009 5:55am

Boogie Boarder Faceplants on Slippery Concrete
"Hey, I'm a real hip, happening kinda dude. Let's go check out these waves with my boogie board and all this cool rubber wetsuit gear I just bought"
"uh,opps, whoa,christ, what the fuck ........... owwwwwwwwwwwww"
"on seecond thoughtsssss, I fink I'd beetttrrr fiind a dentiist to get my teeeeth wiredd baack into my jaw"
What a fucking retard

Posted on:
10/30/2008 1:38am

Druggy Gets Fried on Power Lines
Absolutely brilliant - that 's one less doped-up fuckwit living on God's earth. Let's hope he died in pain.
But no sound - what a shame: I would have loved to hear the screams.
Hey, we're having a barbie later - anyone fancy some crispy fried retard. Really tasty. It's still warm, with a nice crusty bit on top.

Posted on:
07/09/2008 6:11am

How Not To do a Flip Over Your Bed
briliant
laughed my arse off
what a dumb bitch

Posted on:
07/09/2008 5:36am

Man Commits Suicide by Failing to Commit Suicide
Nothing quite beats the smell of crispy fried retard in the morning

Posted on:
06/23/2008 5:17am

Reporter Goes Insane After Accidentally Swallowing a Fly
Love the way he turns from an apparent sohisticated, urbane, media professional into a jungle savage in about two nanoseconds.
It's pretty clear how he was brought up isn't it

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06/13/2008 5:36am