How To Get Fat Girls Off Your Pickup Truck
and guess who didn't get a tip for bringing me a truckload of fat girls and some were dusty and bruised.

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10/05/2009 8:04am

Teen Commits Suicide Throwing Himself Under Subway in Caracas
huh... razors must cost slightly more than the subway...i remember when emos used to do it the old fashioned way.

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08/04/2009 9:35am

Girl With Massive Melons Takes a Shower
wasting water because i'm not in there on dat ass. thanks, God. Science needs to hurry up and invent me a good teleporter for this.

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08/04/2009 9:34am

Man Films Retarded Neighbor Boy Peeing on His House Confronts Dad
Just say :Oh, so it's cool to piss on each other's house, that's great, i'll be over tonight at about 3 in the morning after a couple six packs pissing on everything. Drop a deuce in your garden and help your garden fertilize.

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08/04/2009 9:31am

Soccer Ball Kicked Hard Directly Into Girls Face
if she wasn't a sissy...she headbutt the soccer ball right back into the kicker's face twice the speed..bend it like beckham or some shit

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08/04/2009 9:29am

Fatal Head on Moto Accident in Spain
hey it's bubbles on his bike! I thought he wore glasses? He must have gotten contacts. Let's prove it!

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08/04/2009 9:25am

Thug Attacks Cop Then Gets Shot to Death Just Off Camera
electricity does nothing to a rockstar without a guitar. All he had to do was throw a banana off the bridge and watch him leap to his doom.

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08/04/2009 9:23am

Rapist Barber Public Execution in Yemen
Kamel Kuts- Sure is hot in the desert...that complimentary drink sure made you drowsy. Wake up naked an hour later, ass hurting, and hair nappier than hell. Make my turban look like a jiffy pop.

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08/04/2009 9:20am

Video of Stage Collapse in Canada One Dead 75 Injured
ahhh no sound...i wanted to hear all those canucks simultaneously say
"What's Dat Aboot, Eh?"

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08/04/2009 9:10am

Mangled Wrist From Stupid Box Climbing Stunt
That scared the rest of them so bad, they now just do tea parties in the little plastic house there.

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07/29/2009 6:31am