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NAME: Captain Spaulding
LOCATION: Under your bed | AGE: 32
PROFILE VIEWS: 13213 | MEDIA RATED: 65 | COMMENTS: 848
RANK: 154 | GROUP: The Janitors
Punk Teen Kickboxes Kangaroo to Death
WHAT A FUCKIN TOUGH GUY for his next trick he will attempt to kickbox an 8 year old girl. 
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09/12/2008 1:09pm
Banned Eva Mendes Nip Slip Commercial
Too many slippery nipples before going to work that day. 
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08/07/2008 12:42pm
Trampoline Launches Little Cry Baby
Trampolines keeping clinics and hospitals busy for 40 years. For his next trick Casper will attempt the shopping trolly down a hill into a parked car flip trick, stay tuned. 
Then one day he will discover drugs and figure out you can still fly without all those trips to the hospital.
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08/07/2008 12:37pm
Bad Place To Rock Climb
"Who the fuck put this tree here in this damn forest?"
"Can't you see I'm climbing a fookin rock to impress a stripper I met last night?"
I say stick to rock climbing walls indoors, a lot safer and those ropes are REAL tight around the ass of the women climbing wearing spandex.
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08/07/2008 11:33am
Shopping Cart Rage Incident at Ikea
So clearly this cock eyed fuck doesn't realize if you push the cart into something you have to try again. The other person tried to help him with his lack of cart driving skills only to get judo flipped onto his back. Well I guess having your wife nag you for 2 hours whilst you push a wonkey ass cart around sweeden's trash bin you'd be pretty pissed too.
IKEA-Sweedish for "Put it together your damn self what do I look like a furniture put together type guy?"
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08/07/2008 11:18am
Woman Trips Shoplifter Trying to Escape
That leg move is also good at sporting events, pub crawls, anywhere with stairs, dorm rooms, dark alleyways, bharmitsvahs, family bbq's, weddings, movie theaters, Walmarts and china shops. Guess he really wanted that ugly yellow jacket.
B for effort though, gets away from 2 security guards but not that woman's leg? 
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08/07/2008 10:57am
Family on Safari Watches 2 Lions Viciously Kill a Giraffe
Not quite like on Diego eh kids? Because in real life lions and giraffes don't sing show tunes and do choriographed dance numbers together.
Next year just take the kids on a tour of a slaughter house. 
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08/07/2008 10:41am
Business Man Stabs Obnoxious Homeless Person
At least now the homeless guy will get a disability cheque. Or at the very least a room and meals for a few days. Win-win I say.
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08/07/2008 10:30am
Gigantic Mob Brawl Leaves Bodies Everywhere
So I guess only pussies wear shirts in this town. Secret weapon for the skins was B.O. and baby oil. 
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08/07/2008 9:59am
Woman Robbed and Stabbed at Pawn Shop
That was a bloody scam! At least he gave the camera a good look or two and picture I.D. That's one tough broad.
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08/07/2008 9:51am
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Posted on: 09/12/2008 1:09pmPunk Teen Kickboxes Kangaroo to Death
WHAT A FUCKIN TOUGH GUY for his next trick he will attempt to kickbox an 8 year old girl.
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Posted on: 08/07/2008 12:42pmBanned Eva Mendes Nip Slip Commercial
Too many slippery nipples before going to work that day.
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Posted on: 08/07/2008 12:37pmTrampoline Launches Little Cry Baby
Trampolines keeping clinics and hospitals busy for 40 years. For his next trick Casper will attempt the shopping trolly down a hill into a parked car flip trick, stay tuned.
Then one day he will discover drugs and figure out you can still fly without all those trips to the hospital. |
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Posted on: 08/07/2008 11:33amBad Place To Rock Climb
"Who the fuck put this tree here in this damn forest?"
"Can't you see I'm climbing a fookin rock to impress a stripper I met last night?" I say stick to rock climbing walls indoors, a lot safer and those ropes are REAL tight around the ass of the women climbing wearing spandex. |
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Posted on: 08/07/2008 11:18amShopping Cart Rage Incident at Ikea
So clearly this cock eyed fuck doesn't realize if you push the cart into something you have to try again. The other person tried to help him with his lack of cart driving skills only to get judo flipped onto his back. Well I guess having your wife nag you for 2 hours whilst you push a wonkey ass cart around sweeden's trash bin you'd be pretty pissed too.
IKEA-Sweedish for "Put it together your damn self what do I look like a furniture put together type guy?" |
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Posted on: 08/07/2008 10:57amWoman Trips Shoplifter Trying to Escape
That leg move is also good at sporting events, pub crawls, anywhere with stairs, dorm rooms, dark alleyways, bharmitsvahs, family bbq's, weddings, movie theaters, Walmarts and china shops.
Guess he really wanted that ugly yellow jacket. B for effort though, gets away from 2 security guards but not that woman's leg? |
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Posted on: 08/07/2008 10:41amFamily on Safari Watches 2 Lions Viciously Kill a Giraffe
Not quite like on Diego eh kids? Because in real life lions and giraffes don't sing show tunes and do choriographed dance numbers together.
Next year just take the kids on a tour of a slaughter house. |
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Posted on: 08/07/2008 10:30amBusiness Man Stabs Obnoxious Homeless Person
At least now the homeless guy will get a disability cheque.
Or at the very least a room and meals for a few days. Win-win I say. |
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Posted on: 08/07/2008 9:59amGigantic Mob Brawl Leaves Bodies Everywhere
So I guess only pussies wear shirts in this town. Secret weapon for the skins was B.O. and baby oil.
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Posted on: 08/07/2008 9:51amWoman Robbed and Stabbed at Pawn Shop
That was a bloody scam! At least he gave the camera a good look or two and picture I.D. That's one tough broad.
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