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zykron

About:

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The Average Joes

Real name: Sexy Nerd Trollsmasher
Location: Defender of planet zykron
Age: 22

Profile views: 4334
Media rated: 21
Media viewed: 678
Comments: 1486

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Girl Finishes a Fight Despite Her Shirt Being Ripped Off

The music made my ears bleed and the framerate gave me a slight seizure, but any chick who kicks ass without a shirt on is worth it.

Category: Fights

zykron's log:

Date: 05/12/2008 7:48pmPsychotic Redneck Goes Insane on Other Rednecks

Comment: - :rolleyes - :rolleyes

Date: 05/12/2008 7:28pmOld Dude Lays Out Some Guy with a Solid Right

Comment: What lies beneath:http://home.gwi.net/~rdf/imagesfrombandwid.../hairyboobs.jpgzOMG!! - :e...

Date: 05/12/2008 5:37pmManiac in a Hummer Mows Down Everything in his Path

Comment: I checked it all out today, at least he didn't run over the Staples. - :eek And yes, I pr...

Date: 05/12/2008 5:40pmWhen a Pogo Stick Backflip Goes Painfully Wrong

Comment: Nice avy... Boing! - :D - :D

Date: 05/12/2008 5:27pmPsychotic Redneck Goes Insane on Other Rednecks

Comment: Fuck dude, you're gonna break the internet if you keep getting COTD!! - :eek - :eek - :...

Shoutbox:

by Cynical_Genius, May 12 2008 : 5:06am

Just so you know, the Christ character is in fact me! I confess, I was just having a wheeze to try and add a little diversity into the melting pot.
I understand that a few of you were a little pissed off with the idea, so for that i apologise. It was done in good faith (ha! geddit?) and not meant to offend anyone. (not too much anyway)
You shall see no more of him for he is risen. COTD medal and all! - (which is more than ggallin1 ever got.)

by Cynical_Genius, May 12 2008 : 4:49am

Nice new Avi dude...

by Cynical_Genius, May 11 2008 : 12:45pm

Thanks for that Zyk. I am so pissed off with that ass-hole. He left me some bullshit this morning in my shoutbox after warning him again for his trollishness. So this morning I banned him.

I asked Scott first who actually asked me not to do it as he thought that he was just a prick and things would settle down. But that was last night. This morning I e-mailed Scott again and told him about his relentless bullshit and the stuff in my shoutbox and that I was gonna go ahead and ban him. So it's done. He's lost his account and with it his status. (That's a joke, status!)
I wouldn't be surprised if the childish moron was the one who opened an account called cynical_genius_fucks_his_son.

I giggled to myself when I saw it. I don't even have a son! So it was a toothless insult.
Anyway, I'm not gonna gloat over his demise, he already wasted enough of my time.
See you around the posts friend.

I feel that he was incredibly unpopular anyway. Just a mouth on stick with nothing good to say to anybody. He had a handful of kiss-asses who blew him up here in the forums. But me, I never like the guy since about day 3 of joining NT.

by Christ, May 10 2008 : 4:51pm

Have a heavenly Sunday. See you at church.

by Lady_Knockout, May 9 2008 : 5:55pm

Just thought I'd stop in and say hi. Your comments are awesome - glad to see another American stickin' up for this nation and putting those antis in check.

by DramaTim, May 8 2008 : 5:15pm

Thx again for the help yesterday and nice set of favs too LMAO!!!

by NEMISIS, May 7 2008 : 9:48pm

I ASSumed too much

by HoneyBee, May 4 2008 : 9:27am

Ya know I ♥ you. just couldn't pass that up!

by dizdabiz, April 5 2008 : 3:28am

YAY! I WANNA WATCH FREE BANNED SPAMMERS!

by Cynical_Genius, April 1 2008 : 2:23am

Thanks for the shout Z, These gongs are like buses. Nothing for ages, then 2 come at once!

by dizdabiz, March 29 2008 : 12:29pm

ZYKRON,YOU FUCKING NEARLY BUSTED MY GUT COS I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH WHEN YOU MADE WHAT HAS TO BE THE BEST COMMENT IVE EVER HEARD...................................... it was something along the lines of ''ONLY REAL MEN USE CAPS!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA FUCKING HELL,YOUR A TOP MAN! KEEP UP THE GOOD STUFF LIKE I KNOW YOU WILL!

by Laughing Gravy, March 27 2008 : 9:04pm

WTF?! Just realized I hadn't shouted at my favourite scientific nerd defender yet! Please let me buy you a nice 550ml fermented concoction of H2O, C20, sucrose, malt, hops and yeast in return for all your good work. Eureka!!

by Incarnate, March 27 2008 : 5:13pm

Just stopping in to pay my respects to the next Andrew Dice Clay Have fun out there, Zykron, aand thanks for all the work you do to keep this place runnin

by dizdabiz, March 12 2008 : 10:49am

DONT KNOW WHY THE HATERS SOMETIMES VOTE YOU DOWN,BUT YOUR STUFFS COOL!

by Tapeworm, February 17 2008 : 2:07pm

I've just realized that I have never shouted you before. This is a bad thing. Especially as you are a Mod, and as such, you deserve the highest praise from us humble and lowly posters. (Plus, it puts us in your good books )
Speaking of lowly posters whats the deal with all the low thumbs yesterday. Somebody on a hate mission or something? It gets a little tedious having to unhide comments and it is causing havoc with my mouse. Keep up the good work and the good comments. Catch you later.

by Killerdude, February 16 2008 : 10:05pm

Alway's look for your comment's Funny and insiteful.You and slam and the mods do a great job...Day's like today suck...Seem's like it's like this on the weekends....OHHH WELL.....

by slamdawg9, January 11 2008 : 4:22pm

Give 'em hell Zyk.

No comments yet

Posted on: 05/12/2008 7:04pmPsychotic Redneck Goes Insane on Other Rednecks

<-- I ain't forget about you.

Posted on: 05/12/2008 7:02pmOld Dude Lays Out Some Guy with a Solid Right

What lies beneath:
http://home.gwi.net/~rdf/ imagesfrombandwid.../hair yboobs.jpg
zOMG!!

Posted on: 05/12/2008 5:10pmManiac in a Hummer Mows Down Everything in his Path

I checked it all out today, at least he didn't run over the Staples.
And yes, I pronounce it "Banger" too.

Posted on: 05/12/2008 5:08pmWhen a Pogo Stick Backflip Goes Painfully Wrong

Nice avy... Boing!

Posted on: 05/12/2008 5:07pmPsychotic Redneck Goes Insane on Other Rednecks

Fuck dude, you're gonna break the internet if you keep getting COTD!!

Posted on: 05/12/2008 5:06pmOld Dude Lays Out Some Guy with a Solid Right

COTD!!

Posted on: 05/12/2008 3:40pmPsychotic Redneck Goes Insane on Other Rednecks

OH NOEZ

Posted on: 05/12/2008 6:33amCool Stripper Chick Shows Off her Skills on a Pole

Jackpot!
What more could I ask for than black lights and a solo shot?

Posted on: 05/12/2008 6:30amManiac in a Hummer Mows Down Everything in his Path

Oh my fucking word! I live 5 miles from Bangor, ME... I was just on the highway (both sides) last Saturday, and I'm going back there today. Jeesh, he better had not knocked down the sign for Exit 186... otherwise, I'm screwed!
Not to mention, Maine already has perhaps the country's toughest drunk driving laws... so let's roll out just the preliminary fines:
[1] $7,000 fine for drunk driving altogether.
[2] Suspended license for one year, after he gets out of jail.
[3] Required to attend an alcohol treatment program.
[4] And now for knocking over those signs, tons of extra fines and jailtime. And that's just for starters. zOMG!

Posted on: 05/12/2008 6:22amHow Not to Drop in on a Skateboard Ramp

[1] He was so stupid that the ramp park assistant said he could ride for free during off-hours.
[2] He was so stupid that even the local rednecks in white pick-up trucks pulled over to ask him "Who da fuck is you?"
[3] He was so stupid that he checked out his helmet at Sam's Club with a library card, and Sam's Club called him to say that his helmet was 90 days past the rent date.
[4] He was so stupid that his left testicle arm wrestled his right testicle, and they both lost.
[5] He was so stupid that when he took a shit during Easter, the bunny dropped by and asked that he return all the chocolate back.
[6] He was so stupid that when he got his chin checked out at the emergency room, the doctors told him how his balls were feeling!!

Posted on: 05/12/2008 6:15amChick Gets Slapped for Touching Another Girls Man

Stupid music.

Posted on: 05/12/2008 6:14amIdiot Getting Pulled by a Truck has a Bad Accident

Either his little sister's bike was too manly to ride over to the nearest Dairy Queen, or he was on the look for his favorite prostitute to toss her his Air Miles phone card. Either way, he deserved it.

Posted on: 05/12/2008 6:10amAwesome Kick Takes an Opponent Out with the Quickness

Wearing biker helmets in martial arts, I should've thought of that. Quick, someone get me a black belt, some Thai food, and a Harley Davidson!

Posted on: 05/12/2008 6:08amWhen a Pogo Stick Backflip Goes Painfully Wrong

If the pogo-making companies didn't get sued for not providing cup holders, then here's proof that they should.

Posted on: 05/12/2008 6:06amSkinheads Kick the Crap Out of a Subway Passenger

Lovely music. Normally I'd listen to that somewhere between the GAP and Hot Topic sections of the mall.

Posted on: 05/12/2008 6:05amPsychotic Redneck Goes Insane on Other Rednecks

Cynical said to forgive him.

Posted on: 05/12/2008 6:03amOld Dude Lays Out Some Guy with a Solid Right

Poor old guy, he has Genuis180's man boobs...

Posted on: 05/11/2008 5:47pmDude Smashes his Head Open Trying a Parkour Jump

[1] He was so stupid that the shopping cart in the corner took off before he jumped.
[2] He was so stupid that the toothfairy returned all his teeth from when he was 8.
[3] He was so stupid that Santa left him a "Returns" list for Xmas last year.
[4] He was so stupid that on his birthday, his friends asked for their checks back.
[5] He was so stupid, his girlfriend said that she was gonna toss her engagement ring, and she hadn't even received one yet!

Posted on: 05/11/2008 5:33pmFather Extracts his Daughters Tooth with a Bow and Arrow

She either slept with her teddy, or took the last slice of pizza. Either way, she probably deserved it.

Posted on: 05/11/2008 3:16pmInsane Footage of a Tornado Throwing Cars Around

I was, but I had no idea if there was a Chicago in Alabama.
There might as well be a South Dakota in Uranus.

Posted on: 05/11/2008 2:11pmInsane Footage of a Tornado Throwing Cars Around

OH SNAP!
I think that Higgy meant to spell it "microbursts," which aren't tornadoes, by the way; they're heavy streams of rain, sometimes with wind. Ain't the southwest fun?

Posted on: 05/11/2008 1:16pmHayden Puts on a Rather Sexy Webcam Performance

We're nerdcoholics, we know how to shoot you up!

Posted on: 05/11/2008 1:15pmInsane Footage of a Tornado Throwing Cars Around

I'm such a tool, I watched the video again just to check myself!

Posted on: 05/11/2008 1:13pmFernando Castro Dies of a Heart Attack on Live TV

Your pills ain't working, can I get a refunnn............. *waves and falls over*

Posted on: 05/11/2008 11:36amDude Smashes his Head Open Trying a Parkour Jump

zOMG!1! The moon is made of cheese.

Posted on: 05/11/2008 11:17amInsane Footage of a Tornado Throwing Cars Around

Yes.

Posted on: 05/11/2008 11:16amFernando Castro Dies of a Heart Attack on Live TV

That was a seemingly painless way to die... too bad I have to wait until I'm older.

Posted on: 05/11/2008 11:12amAttempt to Jump a Boat with a Quad Goes Very Wrong

You want to shake my what and smile?

Posted on: 05/11/2008 11:11amTotal Pansy Tries to Fight But Gets an Ass Kicking

Pepperoni, Hawaiian, and beer 4 all!

Posted on: 05/11/2008 11:09amStuntman Comes Literally an Inch From Death During a Movie

Now if we can just transform humans to intelligent beings that would be a first in the world.

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Maniac in a Hummer Mows Down Everything in his Path

If people are gonna tell him he's ruining the environment, he's gonna make sure he gets his money's worth, I guess.

Category: Bizarre

Posted: 05/12/2008 | Views: 21731 | Comments (56)

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Complete Moron Falls Between Two Escalators

I can't figure out what he was trying to accomplish, but he didn't.

Category: Funny

Posted: 05/11/2008 | Views: 21770 | Comments (65)

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Insane Goose Attacks a Man and his Dog on a Boat

Beastiality fans are pissed. This was a great opportunity for a threesome.

Category: Funny

Posted: 05/07/2008 | Views: 44747 | Comments (143)

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Smack the Booty

If you've played Slap the Monkey, you'll know how to play this game. Just move your mouse as fast as you can for a faster, harder slap. Obviously someone really mature made this game.

Category: Games

Posted: 05/27/2006 | Views: 58098 | Comments (9)

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Poor Girl Gets Owned by a Shotgun and Cries

The shotgun kick was bad enough, but if she has to go home with the 450 pound child molester standing by the truck...then that just sucks.

Category: Funny

Posted: 01/29/2008 | Views: 146889 | Comments (121)

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Why Girls Shouldnt Try to Skate Down a Hill

Damn, she went down hard and got a nasty facial.

Category: Accidents

Posted: 04/30/2008 | Views: 86774 | Comments (150)

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Meet an Amazing Three Headed Frog That Baffles Scientists

When the superglue finally wears off, there's gonna to be some embarrassed scientists.

Category: Cool

Posted: 04/24/2008 | Views: 25567 | Comments (98)

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Girl Finishes a Fight Despite Her Shirt Being Ripped Off

The music made my ears bleed and the framerate gave me a slight seizure, but any chick who kicks ass without a shirt on is worth it.

Category: Fights

Posted: 11/29/2007 | Views: 130164 | Comments (69)

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Insane Goat Repeatedly Bothers a Couple in the Desert

It's not that great of a video, but it's all worth it for Phantom Goat around 1:08.

Category: Funny

Posted: 04/20/2008 | Views: 38675 | Comments (66)

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Backyard Wrestling Roof Jump Goes Painfully Wrong

If it had gone right, he'd still be backyard wrestling. So either way, he sucks.

Category: Accidents

Posted: 04/18/2008 | Views: 32194 | Comments (101)

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Little Kid Plays with a Real Cobra Snake

If you can't afford any toys, just give your kid a cobra snake to play with. Let's just hope it doesn't have its fangs...for the sake of the kid's face.

Category: Bizarre

Posted: 05/07/2007 | Views: 72938 | Comments (47)

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Some Girl Proves She Isnt Smarter Than a Treadmill

If you put a puppy on a treadmill that's up against a wall, it smashes up against the wall over and over til it finally dies a horrific death. A certain Marine told me that.

Category: Funny

Posted: 04/17/2008 | Views: 54308 | Comments (132)

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Angry Girl Tries to Fight Some Dude for Making Fun of Her

"You take your vagina to the veterinarian to get shots." I can't imagine why she's pissed.

Category: Cool

Posted: 04/15/2008 | Views: 64694 | Comments (114)

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Girl Gets Hilariously Busted For Meeting a Guy on MySpace

I must've been sleeping last week when this video made its rounds. But better late than...in the butt.

Category: Funny

Posted: 04/14/2008 | Views: 116797 | Comments (206)

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When Sexy Pole Dancing Goes Hilariously Wrong

Hopefully they haven't filled her old job at Wal Mart. Because pole dancing obviously isn't gonna work out.

Category: Funny

Posted: 03/17/2008 | Views: 306414 | Comments (87)

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Two Men in Colombia Die Trying to Disarm a Truck Bomb

Someone emailed me a couple of weeks ago to inform me I've been spelling "Colombia" wrong for the last 3 years. Just thought you should know that Columbia, South Carolina isn't as bad as I made it out to be. But Colombia...yeah, it sucks.

Category: Shocking

Posted: 03/17/2008 | Views: 41882 | Comments (75)

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